Revival of the most "legit" rulebook

[OCG]

Recently, while there was a discussion on one topic, sergiomonty mentioned couple of rules from rulebook. Where is the rulebook now?

This qoute will help:

Well...you see, we had a little disagreement...and threw the entire book into a supernova.

It is time to collect ALL of the lost rules from the most "legit" rulebook I ever came across. Everybody is welcome to contribute any rule he remembers. One day, hopefully, the rulebook will be fully restored. Here are some honorable qoutes before we start:

Rule #6459B of RPC: Spiraldoor is pure evil.
That comes right after the rule #6459A: Haruka's hair is beautifully star-shaped, if you don't believe it, fuck off.

No straight people. Only gay people at the Gayman Pirate-Community.

Feel free to post some more of these "interesting" rules if you remember them. If not, well what the heck. Let's make new rules


List of all mentioned rules so far written exactly how others said them (Always Updating) :
- Obey the Humch.
- Don't double post
- No, really, don't, the forums dark powers will be unleashed upon those who dare to break this universal rule.
- There are no rules.
- You WILL Obey His Highness Monsieur Hunchman801!
- No straight people. Only gay people at the Gayman Pirate-Community
- Haruka's hair is beautifully star-shaped, if you don't believe it, fuck off.
- Spiraldoor is pure evil
- No one-worded/one-smiley posts.
- No one may refer to their childhood in any kind of a present or future tense.
- All childhoods remain intact exactly as they were when they occurred.
- Any modification or damaging of the childhood is strictly attributed to one or many delusions of the poster, and they shall be promptly banned, raped and killed.
- Wear Nostalgia Goggles at your own peril, RPC will not take responsibility if members attempt to lynch, harass or annihilate said wearer.
- Don't be a fanboy/girl, be a fan. Be rational, be constructive, and don't be a downright imbecile.
- The Record Day is a sacred ritual of RPC!

[Master]

Blimey, taking the joke to another level there.
Since the rulebook trend seems to have reared its head, I'd like to take the opportunity to also remind newbies and oldbies of The Glade of Dreams Survival guide, it could do with a revival also.

Anyways, for this thread, I present the three golden rules.
1. Obey the Humch.
2. Don't double post
3. No, really, don't, the forums dark powers will be unleashed upon those who dare to break this universal rule.

[OCG]

The Glade of Dreams Survival guide
Thanks for link Master.

[Reese Riverson]

My signature shows the best golden rule ever.

[Master]

Feel free to update the first post, if we're compiling a rulebook, t'would be of great convenience to have them all in one place, mon ami.

[neo]

Greatest rule of them all: There are no rules.

[OCG]

Wrote everything down in first post

[Reese Riverson]

Here's the proper format for the rule in my signature.

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You [b][i]WILL[/i][/b] [i]Obey[/i] [color=#BF0000][b][u][size=200]H[/size]is [size=200]H[/size]ighness [size=200]M[/size]onsieur [size=200]H[/size]unchman801[/u][/b][/color]!

[Rulez]

This topic is kinda gay.

But, it's about Rulez. So I guess it's actually pretty straight.

[OCG]

Here's the proper format for the rule in my signature.

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You [b][i]WILL[/i][/b] [i]Obey[/i] [color=#BF0000][b][u][size=200]H[/size]is [size=200]H[/size]ighness [size=200]M[/size]onsieur [size=200]H[/size]unchman801[/u][/b][/color]!

Fixed, and thanks.

[Haruka]

No one-worded/one-smiley posts.

[Keane]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

1. Obey the Humch.

Obey the Hunch.

ITS HUMCH. WITH AN M. HUMMMMMMMCH.

Also I actually remember this post from years ago. It proves that this truly is for Gayman.

[OCG]

ITS HUMCH. WITH AN M. HUMMMMMMMCH..

His username says different

[Master]

Maybe so, but Humch is the nickname many give to our glorious Admin.
I don't actually know where it came from, but, 'tis the way to be written, OCG.

[OCG]

Oh sorry. I thought it was a typo. Well, it is fixed now in OP.

[Reese Riverson]

It could have been a typo when it was originally created, thus, inventing a new nick name, but I don't know that for sure... one of the unsolved mysteries of this forum.

One of the nicknames used were Humchmon.

[Haruka]

One of the nicknames used were Humchmon.

[Reese Riverson]

One of the nicknames used were Humchmon.

We so totally need someone to draw Hunchy as a Digimon.

[OCG]

Digimon FTW!!! First Anime I watched alongside with Original Dragon Ball. Ah good memories
I want my childhood back so badly.

[sergiomonty]

Hunchmon is a Digimon.