The Story Of Me (Magician)

[TheMagician]

Chapter I: Rayman 1
Long Ago There Was A Foolish Lumbless Wonder Called "Rayman" Who Defeated Mister D. For The First Time. Yea Sure He Was On The Right Side. The Right Side Of Evil! The Bubble Dreamer Is The Worst Leader A World Could Ever Have! He Sleeps On The Job And So Do His So Called "Legendary Heroes"! No Offense Bubble Dreamer But You Are The Worst Leader Ever!


Chapter II: Rayman Junior
So Yea I Was Good Friends With Betilla The Fairy That Is Till I Ordered The Darktoons To Take Her Prisoner! But Anyway When I Look Back At The Rayman Junior I'm Like WHO CARES ABOUT DARN KIDS! Education My Ass! But Anyway Mister D. Stole Thingy Thing I Forgot It's Name! But Anyway Rayman Recovered It And Blah Blah Blah World Saved.


Chapter III: Rayman Origins
Oh Look It's The Game Where Became A Bad Dude! First Off I'd Like To Tell You How I Became From Female To Male And Rayperson To Teensie.
I Went By The Name Of Ales E. Mansay (Ales Edward Mansay). I Was The Nerd Of Magic School And Everyone Laughed Calling Me A Brainic! They Laughed And Laughed! That Day I SWORE TO MAKE THOSE FOOLS PAY! oh...ahem sorry...anyway. I Try Learn Magic Slowly But Kept Failing And People Called Me Loser And Non-Wizard. 2 Mounths Later I Was Officallly Banned From Magic School. That Day...That Night! i Swore Revenge! So Bout 4 Years Later I Was Ready To Make My Revenge Plan Reatily! I Secretly Planted A Mircophone Disguised A Flower So The Idoits Would Go To War With The Livd Dead! At The End Of Each Level They'd Give Me Lums That I Use To Power My Steampunk City And My Evil Machines! Sadly My Beautiful City Blew Up In The End. Oh Yea I Forgot To Tell You How Changed Gender and Species. Well I Was Working On Some Chemicals When....One Of my Darktoons Mindless Poured The Chemicals All Over Me! Causeing My Gender To Change From Male To Female And I Become A Teensie In The Process.


Chapter IV: Rayman Legends (Final Showdown)
Bout A Year After My Defeat, I When Back To Doing Evil Stuff After Tamming A Army Of Toad Warriors And Creating A Shiny New Underwater Base! My New Gameplan Was To Use My Newest Invention The Cloneing Device! It Cloned My Bio Slektion Multplying Me In 4 Devious Teenises Called "Dark Teensies". So Me,Myself,I, And Me Created These Steampunk Flying Machines For All 4 Of Us To Use. When Rayman Found Out That The Last Devious Teensie Was The Real Me (Go Figure) He Headed To My Secret Underwater Lab Lociated Under The Sea. I Called My Pet Serpent On The Lumbless Wonder! Later Me And RayRay Would Have A Showdown Because...He Had To Face...MY MECHA SERPENT! Again..Rayman Bested My Machines. He Is Sent Flying To A Nearby Plaform Where I Am Stageing My Escape. Though Thanks To Gitch Purposes My Steampunk Flying Machine Gets Stuck In The Ground And Rayman Falcon Punches Me To The Mars! Well I've Covered Everything You Need To Know About Me. Bye!

-The Magician (Ales Edward Mansay)

[Adsolution]

[OCG]

Now I know everything about you.

[TheMagician]

Now I know everything about you.

Well Not Everything. A Guy's Gotta Keep Secrets.

[Adsolution]

You type normally and like everybody else.

[GNineify]

Ales, Why Do You Type Like This? You Do Not Sound Menacing If You Do This. More Like A Little Puppy Who Just Discovered The Internet.

[OCG]

I see he has some connection with Fawful. This is user I am talking about: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1206

[Rayman fan2000]

The Lumbless Wonder

lolno

see he lumbed not lumbles

[Haruka]

Magician, you could do a favour to the humanity and contacting NASA to explain there are devil-alike creatures in Mars and that it is suddenly much smaller than Earth and owning lots of crateers.

[Master]

What was that planetoid anyways? Some say it's the one of the moons, but I sincerely doubt that.

[Bradandez]

What was that planetoid anyways? Some say it's the one of the moons, but I sincerely doubt that.

On the Xbax achievements, the game states it's a moon.

[Adsolution]

Well it certainly isn't fucking Mars.

[lillytheteensie]

ummm WHAT