Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

[Master]

I didn't switch themes just for a little bit of reminiscing.

[Dark Lum Lord]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when life takes a dump on me.

[Bradandez]

I was at school the whole day today.

[neo]

Totally didn't break a sweat at workout today. Had such an easy time, I'm ready for more tomorrow. I'm not even sore.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Neo will be included in my fanfiction.

[neo]

As I should be. I have a sexy bod. All the girls in the fanfiction will... be attracted to me.

[Dark Lum Lord]

That's not taking it far whatsoever. However, if you were to be included in my fanfiction you would have the opportunity to quote on quote "score", as my fanfiction includes everyone in this site participating in an annual orgy. Or at least waiting for one to happen.

[Bradandez]

I am working right now

[Dark Lum Lord]

I'm jacking off to porn as I type this.

[neo]

What a coincidence, so am I.

[Bradandez]

I like eating healthy.

[neo]

I don't. I just had some pizza.

[Dark Lum Lord]

I came.

[Bradandez]

We are not telling the truth.

[Dark Lum Lord]

I specifically am as far from the truth as one can get.

[neo]

We are not telling the truth.

I am. You are actually lying. To shame.

[Bradandez]

Maybe I am not telling the truth about the lies which were not true.

[neo]

Your post was very simple to understand.

[Dark Lum Lord]

I need an easy friend, I do.

[Bradandez]

I can have all the friends in the world.