Pretend to be like the poster above

[THEdragon]

I'm just chilling down in this hole, having myself a good time in the Off-topic forums

[Dark Lum Lord]

Dark Lum Lord and I are extremely close friends. We know each other very well and can easily imitate each other in the "Pretend to be like the poster above" thread.

[THEdragon]

I love the cold, dark night. *Flies off into the moon*

[Master]

Remember the time I had the creepy hippy sig?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Heh, methinks it's time for me to furiously masturbate to proper English grammar.

[Keane]

Yeah, I'd probably still pay for the hooker if she was dead.

[Dark Lum Lord]

I slept with the whole band. It was no biggie.

[GNineify]

I shall become the next Rulez with the power of sexual innuendos and no one will stop me!

[Dark Lum Lord]

Here, let me just verbally slap the shit out of you in an ironically casual manner.

[Master]

Oooh, delicious and mysterious innuendo.

[Keane]

Everyone pretends to be me by writing with formal vocabulary.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

[Master]

Couldn't give an arse about anything.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Master (of formally wording statements in informal discussions for absolutely no apparent reason).

[Master]

The Rulez's apprentice.

[Dark Lum Lord]

My dear friend, please do allow me to show you how condescending I am in a hilariously funny subtle way.

Oh, the sexual implications I create!

[Master]

- Hm, I'm not normally condescending, I'm just in a bit of a mood -

Don't be dissin unless you've tried it.

[Dark Lum Lord]

I shit burgers, as if that wasn't already obvious.

[Master]

Hm, I don't have burgers that often at all, that was more Brad.
Wonder why no-one has taken to imitating the hms and mehs I give.

Have a couple of tings for not being an idiot!

[Dark Lum Lord]

I speak of quantum physics while doing the thing in bed, heh, depending on the individual that may or may not be a turn on.