Corrupt a wish!

[Zikken]

You don't have to pack bags anymore, but you no longer can carry anything in a bag, making it painful to take a lot of things at the same time.

I wish world peace could be a thing.

[Master]

@KeaneNever fear, a Pokemon is here to assist you!
...wait...it's a Magikarp...

@Zepto, it could be, but some can't put aside their grudges

I wish that I had a watch.

[Dart]

you might break it and then you'll need another, and another, and another.....

I want Zelda: a link between worlds.

[TFDS]

The link is this.

I wish I'll be a zombie after I die.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You start the zombie apocalypse!

I wish for 2 wishes.

[Master]

You get your two wishes, which then multiply exponentially due to the wishing for more wishes, anything you wish is yours, unfortunately, you wished unwisely...

I wish to wish.

[Bradandez]

You are not able to wish but only grant wishes. Congrats! Youre an imprisioned genie!

I wish for a Sasha minigun.

[Master]

Well, you got her, but who's that huge heavy fellow who looks like he wants to tear off your head?

I wish for phazon.

[Dart]

you might kill somebody and then be on the worlds best man-hunt as you have infinite ammo... that actually doesn't sound particularly bad.

I want ice-cream!

[Master]

Your wish is granted, you have Iced Cream cubes, perfect for dunking in drinks, but not easy to lick or consume.

I want it to be November 23rd.

[Bradandez]

The day of the Doctor is delayed for 2 years now.

I wish for some animation skills.

[Master]

Seeing as you got the reference, you'll get 'em, just as soon as I get Day of the Doctor.

I wish for a jacket of blankets.

[Dart]

the god's missheard you, you'll be getting a blanket made of live jackels.

when will Amazing spider-man 2 finally come out, why is it not may 4th yet!!

[Bradandez]

They give you The Amazing Spiderman 2: The Musical.

I wish for Soldier to be my roommate.

[Master]

He's convinced you're a robot, and won't stop sneaking behind you...ready to pounce he is.

I wish to be a cyborg.

[Bradandez]

You are turned to a franken-turret.

I wish for an Unusual Hat.

[Dart]

the world will snicker behind your back

i want a moped

[Master]

Have one, just be sure to fill it with unobtanium first.

I want to do some calculus.

[Bradandez]

You get some calculus with no calculator help.

I wish for a key and a crate.

[Master]

You get both, sadly, the key is not for the crate, and so, you get nothing.

I want Maths to be appreciated for its awesomeness.