Corrupt a wish!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:56 am

Nope. Almost everyone hates maths still.

I wish for a strange weapon.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:59 am

It turns out to be the Staff of Mathematics.

I wish to ascend into a simple conciousness.

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:12 am

simplicity destroys all emotions except ignorant bliss, so you stop playing rayman

I want to wish upon a star.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:55 am

Pity then, that the star is collapsing into a black hole.

I wish to defeat the evil forces of the Decepticons.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:40 pm

Done. But Optimus Prime is killed in battle.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:44 pm

Very well, just beware the meat, came from the cursed lord of pigs.

I wish that Optimus Prime went out like this in battle:

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:11 am

He wasn't given a proper funeral.

I wish for a Tower of Hats.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:13 am

It didn't last long, black market salesman nicked 'em all.

I wish for milk.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:26 am

You get milk, but not from a cow.

I wish to steal the declaration of independence.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:30 am

Well, you have it, good luck escaping all the agents and army surrounding you.

I wish to have a bow-tie.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:45 am

You get it and it's for your head only.

I wish I had a snipper riffle.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:48 am

A snipper rifle? of course, here's a rifle that fires scissors, snip the enemy, I say!

I wish for soup.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:50 am

The soup is one degree colder than it should be.

I wish for a dollar and eighty-three cents.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:51 am

Hm, you get 'em, but they're counterfeit.

I wish to get out of bed.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:52 am

The bed gets you off by force. You now have a demon possessed bed.

I wish for the Bominomicon.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:56 am

You get it, but it runs off because no one knows what it is.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:59 am

It has actual rice in the pudding.

I wish for the necronomicon then.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:02 am

You get it, but now you're trapped in a Rule 63 universe.

I wish for a fusion cannon.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:03 am

It needs a warrant to be used.

I wish for rain of Jarate.

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:06 am

Sniper is very pleased, too pleased in fact...

I wish I had a 3DS.

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