Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[rolesfamily]

Because, Unicorns.

Is this question stupid?

[Snagglebee]

I can't decide to answer with yes or no, probably your question was too stupid.

Why can't planes approach an airport at Mach 1,0 ?

[rolesfamily]

Because concrete is bouncy fun!

Why are phones not waterproof????

[Keane]

bcos of thost STUPIT RUSIANS AND NORT KOREA NERDS

Why do I get drunk from drinking?

[Master]

Drinking is the act of getting drunk, silly!

Why am I a big ninny?

[rolesfamily]

Because the forest nymphs told me so.

Why was forest nymphs the first dumb thing to pop into my head?

[Master]

Only George Takei knows.

Why did I have this obsession with the "Oh my button" during Record Day?

[rolesfamily]

Because it feels like guacamole

Why is water reflective?

[Master]

Well, it's not wholly reflective, it refracts most light, except those that exceed the critical angle.

Which wisp is best?

[Keane]

THE STUPIDEST ONE BECAUSE OF MY MOTHER SHE IS SO STUPID AND THAT ONE IS STUPID SO THEY ARE BOTH STUPID

Why does it feel so strangely satisfying to write in 200 size with bold text?

[rolesfamily]

because you have a massive wee woo

pencil or marker?

[Master]

Pencil.

Art or Academia?

[Bradandez]

Art because Leo Da Vinchi.

Why isn't my friendships magic?

[Keane]

COS YER NOT A FUKIN' PONY YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

u wot m8?

[Master]

You right lanky pillock, get back 'ere and talk to me like that.

Why am I who I am?

[Bradandez]

Because of Super Santa Christ.

Why can't my feet smell?

[rolesfamily]

Because, baloney.

Why is my gel mouse-mat filled with joy?

[Bradandez]

Because of the mountain folks and their llamas are in love.

Why can't I count to Q?

[Master]

You need to watch QI.

Why do we find things cute?

[rolesfamily]

Because we think ball point pens are simply HILARIOUS.

Why are tings so blue?