Corrupt a wish!

[Eredin]

The pie is undercooked and smells a bit funny.

I wish to dispense a dispenser.

The dispenser seems it is in repair.

I wish Ubiart Framework became free open-source

[technology4617]

The dispenser seems it is in repair.
I wish Ubiart Framework became free open-source

The engine was hacked so all it could make were crude doodles of penises.

I wish PS3s didn't have a manufacturing defect.

[OCG]

I wish to overthrow PewDiePie and become number 1 subscribed gamer.

[Master]

You do, unfortunately, you also attain his style, alienating your original fans.

I wish to be less harsh.

[Eredin]

You do, unfortunately, you also attain his style, alienating your original fans.

I wish to be less harsh.

Nobody notices you being less harsh, which makes you angry and more harsh.

I wish I had a real DOS.

[Bradandez]

You get a real DOS. Duck of Satan.

I wish for Sentry right here.

[Eredin]

You get a real DOS. Duck of Satan.

I wish for Sentry right here.

The Spy sapped your sentry.

I wish I could be the god of war

[OCG]

[Master]

You'll be, when you understand you're meant to corrupt a wish before making one!

I wish that I continue the process of creating sigs to be randomised.

[TFDS]

The sigs will be totally random,but there will be no sig that you'll like.

I wish my name was Brad.

[Snagglebee]

Your name gets changed to Brad however the people will see you as Mr. Sex only.

I wish I were a plane.

[TFDS]

9/11

I wish it will snow tomorrow.

[Snagglebee]

You've corruptef mine so hard

It will however it's yet too hot and it will melt right away.

I wish to be the only survivor in a horrible plane crash.

[TFDS]

The plane crashed on the middle of the Pacific ocean

I wish Incognito will get Meatspined.

[Snagglebee]

His browser has parental protection.

I wish the pacific ocean wasn't there.

[Dart]

step 1: invent the worlds biggest blow drier
step 2: create a plug to go with it
step 3: destroy about 1/3 of the earths water in attempt to get rid of pacific ocean
step 4: go to jail.

i want to fly high!

[Bradandez]

You fly into the sun.

I wish to got to the bathroom.

[Master]

You do, it's a room, engulfed in baths, be sure not to drown!

I wish to be less awkward.

[Bradandez]

Granted. But you can't like stuff you liked before.

I wish to play Scream Fortress 2013.

[Eredin]

Granted. But you can't like stuff you liked before.

I wish to play Scream Fortress 2013.

You get banned during the event.

I wish to be a thingamajig