Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Bradandez]

Because they have no souls.

Why can't I eat a rock?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Because Santa Christ has given orders to the rocks, stating to them to have discrimination against you and not allow you to munch on them.

Judging by your last answer, are you implying that all gingers are retarded?

[Bradandez]

No, gingers are actually from the planet Venus who plan to probe every non-red headed person for their studies.

How can I speak fluent German with a Spanish accent?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Buy a dog!

Final solutions?

[Bradandez]

Finish all the pizza.

How do you spell "corn"?

[Dark Lum Lord]

"Call of Duty" is the proper spelling of that term, of course. Er, well it is if you add a "y" at the end of "c-o-r-n".

Where does magic milk spit out of?

[Bradandez]

From the lizard. He spit on you.

Where are the Blacks?

[technology4617]

Magic milk has a tendency to squirt out of Chihuahua's anuses.

What is life?

[Bradandez]

It's when Shrek let's you touch his layers.

When's the mailman sleep?

[technology4617]

When he has finished masturbating to Rayporn.

Who likes to

(@mods: Nothing to see here.)

[Dark Lum Lord]

Rulez.

I accidentally all over the place. Is that bad?

[Bradandez]

Not unless you clean it up.

How do you .gif?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Insert your penis into the vaginal port on your computer, sir.

Lulz?

[technology4617]

The menustration of bananas.

How do you molest a hybrid laptop?

[Bradandez]

Show no mercy.

Why is the sun hot?

[technology4617]

It be a sexy bitch!

Why does my finger hurt?

[Bradandez]

Because...anus.

Why does hot water still freeze?

[Master]

Particles are fond of each other.

Why do we feel tired?

[rolesfamily]

Because of storms right?

Why do my fingers hurt?

(GURL U NASTY )

[Master]

An army of BMW's ran over it (I kid).

Why is Tech absolved of his crime?