Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Keane]

Fuck you?

Literally fuck DLL

[Master]

And how would you do that to a Dynamic Link Library?

Why am I up late?

[jurebj]

Because an elephant is bigger than a snake.
Why do we speak different languages?

[Master]

We don't, we just move our mouths differently.

Why do we get upset?

[jurebj]

Because windows 8 feels weird.

Why do we communicate?

[Master]

Life is nothing without it.

What is the purpose of the mouse?

[jurebj]

To look at it.

Why don't I have Rayman M/Arena?

[rolesfamily]

Because of the wind.

Why do I hate snow levels on video games?

[Master]

It's either ice physics, and if that's not the case, then because you cannot grasp the true form of winter.

Why do I love the Summit Beyond the Clouds?

[rolesfamily]

(^haha)

Because you've got a thing about Santa.

Why does Master's sig remind me of the Matrix??

[Master]

'Cause you've never played Metroid.

Why haven't you played Metroid?

[rolesfamily]

Blame the teensies.

Why does the sky go grey sometimes ?

[Master]

The way the Sun's light goes into the Earth, I suppose.

I heard lightning, right?

[rolesfamily]

I think you're imagining weather fairies

why are cashew nuts so damned TASTY?

[Master]

I think your taste buds are on some kind of ecstasy.

Why are tongues the strongest muscle?

[jurebj]

Because they want to have a mustache.

why do I agree with ^^^^^^^^?

[Bradandez]

Cuz communists!

Why can't I cast spooky spells?

[jurebj]

Because rats almost stole my newspaper.

Why are rats so pixelated?

[Bradandez]

Because of the graphics card.

Where is magic land?

[Master]

In your head.

How do we visualise things?