Corrupt a wish!

[Bradandez]

Oh those Space Invaders? I thought you meant War of the Worlds.

I wish for some motivation.

[Master]

Oops, you now feel motivated to go on a high.

I wish to have an arm cannon.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You have no hands now!

I wish for magic DEATH pony.

[Master]

You get it, and then it gets spooked by Deja Vu.

I wish to be the very best, like no-one ever was.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! There's nobody now. You are the best!

I wish to brush magic DEATH pony's mane.

[Master]

You can try, but its mane is like water.

I wish to not have a stomach ache.

[TFDS]

You'll have a headache instead.

I want a Rayman mask.

[Shrooblord]

I wish I had a suit of futuristic armour.

I wish I had all of this
http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2011- ... ser-weapon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pNXGVtowKU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAOBnDWN8Y4

Holy shit - why don't I have all of this!
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Back to the game:

You get one, but it gets stuck to your face and now you have to live with a mask for a face forever. FOREVER.

I wish I were here when this topic suddenly revived and blew up.

[Master]

The time vortex opens, and you step through, back when this topic felt really new. Alas, without proper equipment, travel is poisonous, and now you have a feeling that is most noxious.

Why do I rhyme when I'm not good at it?

[Shrooblord]

It seems your rhyming has become toxic for your capability to wish!

I wish Master wasn't poisoned so he couldn't make a wish.

PS

The link is this.

I'm starting to recognise the video link code as I hover over the link. xDD

[Master]

Well, I'm cured, but I'm also kinda bored.

I wish for a bottle of water.

[Eredin]

Well, I'm cured, but I'm also kinda bored.

I wish for a bottle of water.

The bottle of water was poisoned.

I wish for something.

[boomboleros7]

I wish for something.

Some Things appear in your house. You better run.

I wish nobody can make wishes.

[Master]

Well then, this thread is dead, but the cola can wishes still.

I wish for the Cola Can to save us all.

[OCG]

Pepsiman destroyed Cola Can.

I wish Rayman Legends Collector's Edition existed.

[Master]

There's a steelbox edition, is there not? Hm, but it doesn't count, does it?

I wish for dinner.

[OCG]

King ate it.

I want to have more games.

[Master]

Well then, you still own the same games, they've just become 1000% larger, you've now got more game in your game.

I wish to have 60% more bullet per bullet.

[Bradandez]

Granted. Though, they're not very accurate.

I wish to go to the Castle de los Muertos.

[Master]

You get in, but it's monarch is manipulated by his own underlings, your time there is unpleasant, to say the least.

I want a secret HQ.