Corrupt a wish!

[Shrooblord]

Super Sanwich has more important things to do than being eaten. He saves the day. But not you. He's petty like that.

I wish I went to bed now.

[Dark Lum Lord]

You become irresistible.

And this is corrupted how? I'd rather have a swarm of fangirls chasing me than to be ignored by nearly everyone.

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Wish granted; not a whole bunch of sleeping occurs, if you get my drift.

I wish to have friends.

[Bradandez]

Super Sanwich has more important things to do than being eaten. He saves the day. But not you. He's petty like that.

@DLL: You're too resistible the world can't handle it.

You have the annoying friends.

I wish for a nice balanced breakfast for tomorrow morning.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; a balanced meal consisting of a moist muff(in) and a sausage.

Wish that all my homework would be complete.

[Bradandez]

Granted, but it's all sloppy.

I wish for a can. A normal, empty tin can.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; your house is now a tin can, no furniture inside, only tin walls.

I wish I didn't have a constant feeling of emptiness.

[Master]

Well then, be filled you shall be, but bursting shall be the end result.

I wish for a longer lunch break.

[technology4617]

The lunch is poisoned.

I wish that the RetroN 5 will have decent emulators, and be worth purchasing. (Somehow this got posted on the wrong topic. What the fuck?

[OCG]

RetroN 5 is out and it sold terribly due to bad framerate issues.

I wish for Google+ to die.

[technology4617]

(??? The RetroN 5 is not out yet.)
Because of YouTube's tight integration with Google+, YouTube dies along with it.

I wish my PS3's power button worked.

[RibShark]

The eject button stops working.

I wish that this wish will not be corrupted.

[TFDS]

I'll corrupt it by corrupting it.

I wish Rayman Fiesta Run would work on BlueStacks.

[incognito]

I wish trandoshans stop to ambush me !

[jurebj]

Because of that you would become a statute.

I wish I could sleep forever.

[TFDS]

I wish trandoshans stop to ambush me !

fuk u!You had to corrupt my wish before making one

You will sleep forever,but you will die,because sleeping forever = no food.

I wish I will appear in a comedy movie as the protagonist.

[jurebj]

That would required you killing everyone.

I wish I wouldn't need to eat anything
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I wish I could sleep forever.

[Bradandez]

You sleep. withering yourself away.

I wish to have cool ancient magic mask.

[boomboleros7]

Unfortunately, this mask has teeth. So he jumps on your face and eats it.

I wish for a trip in Australia.

[Snagglebee]

You won a trip to Australia but your airplane crashed into the pacific ocean.

I wish planes could never crash.

[lumgum]

Sure thing, wish granted! Just make sure you don't drive, because cars are always crashing now! And that also provides a danger to walking.

I wish I could finally have a burrito.