Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:34 pm

Because of its magical powers that consume our brain cells.

What can we do to prevent our brain cells to be frozen by such terrible magic?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:36 pm

We must stop thinking, and start talking.

How does one do that?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:04 pm

By shutting off our brains with a toggle switch.

Any idea how to wire it up?

Post by **boomboleros7** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:27 pm

We should sacrifice a newspaper.

How much does a horse cost?

lumgum · Post by **lumgum** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:42 pm

Gone fishin', ask later.

When did newspapers suddenly become so wet and stinky?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:49 pm

Since they were made from a ritual involving rubbish and glue.

Why are fries so good?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:51 pm

Because they can

Why can people be drown in water?

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:53 pm

Shh, the Man doesn't want the answer to that interrogation widely available to the public.

I accidentally all over the place. iz dat bahd

lumgum · Post by **lumgum** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:57 pm

No. It's only bad if you purposely all over the place.

Is the poster below me going to answer this question?

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:02 pm

Perhaps.

No sir, I don't like it (?)

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:33 pm

Aww, but I spent hours into baking that cake.

Want cookies instead?

Post by **boomboleros7** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:21 am

Sure. In 200 years.

How dangerous are starfishes?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:33 am

They suck out your brains and leave you a stupified mess.

Why must we rise soon?

jurebj · Post by **jurebj** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:17 pm

Or else youtube will kill us.

Why is it so hire in here?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:52 pm

There's job opportunities by the minute.

Why do we get fired?

Post by **boomboleros7** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:13 pm

Because we're ruled by furniture.

How can I kill the damn fly in my bedroom?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:35 pm

Use the force, boomboleros.

Why am I referencing things?

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:46 pm

You're in the mood to have your face raped, obviously.

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Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:54 pm

Aliens.

But seriously, why do we sneeze?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:54 pm

To empty our brain history.

Why can't I own a Canadian?

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