Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[jurebj]

Because they're rich.

Who is the creator of everything?

[boomboleros7]

Goofy, of course.

Who invented Thales' theorem?

[Master]

Whales did, bow before our mathematical overlords!

Why do we compute?

[boomboleros7]

If we don't, we're doomed.

Why is reading books useful?

[Master]

Pages are the essence of life itself, no reading books, no pages.

Why are pages so powerful?

[boomboleros7]

Because I.M. Meen has written each book of this world.

Are ostriches edible?

[Snagglebee]

Yes, you'll need to chop it finely and you can sprinkle them over cake or ice cream or whatever as decoration.

What is happening in this picture?:

[boomboleros7]

This picture proves us that Sonic hates Tails, as he lets him die in that... kind of... pink acid I suppose.

Do you think Rayman hates Globox as much as Sonic hates Tails?

[Master]

Yup, that ass stole his hands once, he'd be foolish not to want to be rid of the Glute.

Why do we make headcanons?

[GNineify]

The theory, which states that Murfy is actually Jesus Christ, is a story that must be passed for generations to come.

But is it true that Murfy is Jesus Christ?

[Bradandez]

Yes and Globox is Moses.

Where does that leave Rayman?

[Master]

Rayman is King Arthur.

So what's Excalibur meant to be?

[Bradandez]

A Medieval gun.

Where's the bathroom?

[Master]

In Begoniax's shack.

Why do we collect gems?

[Bradandez]

To save 20% on car insurance.

Why do they have a hand for their face?

[Master]

To show you where to stick it.

Why do we punch?

[Bradandez]

To obliterate the air.

Where can I sell my toenails?

[technology4617]

The black market.

What is the square root of 69?

[Bradandez]

Sexy Sex.

How do you rid of stupid ponies?

[Snagglebee]

By shooting them down with basucas hehe.

Why can't I continue sleep?