Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Bradandez]

No. Stars are dead light from thousands of years ago.

Why can't I think?

[Master]

Because, your head is alive, and is taking away your conciousness.

Why am I falling asleep?

[Bradandez]

Because the eyelids are quickly controlling your brain!

What's a dopple?

[Master]

A gang of measly Gopples.

What is Yoghurt?

[Bradandez]

Yogurt that hurts one's feelings.

Where is the rum at?

[THEdragon]

Murfy is drinking it all to drown his sorrows.

Who has got, magical powers? Who's as gentle, as a flower? Who's so naughty, but so nice, she'll be your friend in a triiiiice!
Whooo... Will aaalways help you oooouuut?

[Master]

Betilla!

Haha, was I right?

[THEdragon]

Yes

What should I have for dinner?

[Bradandez]

The blood of your enemies! : D

And what shall be for dessert?

[Snagglebee]

The bones of my friends :'D

Do I like my friends?

[Master]

Evidently, you can get enough of them!

Who just honked?

[boomboleros7]

Big Foot in his truck.

Where's my cat?

[Master]

He's hanging about with the baseball bats!

Should we run from the cat?

[Snagglebee]

Run for life! It's going to kill us all!

I am playing Rayman Revolution on my TV at mighty FullHD resolution and with my PS3 controller, which console am I using? (*Proof coming soon*)

[jurebj]

You are using SNES.

What am I doing?

[Snagglebee]

Giving correct answers

What's wrong with me?!

[jurebj]

A cat.

What am I playing?

[Snagglebee]

You playing S&M

Why are you looking at me?!

[jurebj]

Because somebody stole my potatoes.

Who's batman?

[Bradandez]

Peter Parker.

Has spring sprung?