Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:02 am

Spring sprung within the Spring of Spring.

What is alliteration?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:30 am

The same numbers of letters used while a clown practices the trombone while also riding a unicycle.

Who's Hoborg and why should I care?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:31 am

I'm as clueless as you are, and the neighbours aren't tour guides.

What is the creaking sound?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:42 am

That's the Queen of Mary Scots. She's afraid of stairs.

Where can I buy fish food for my cat?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:43 am

At the hoodmongers, they supply the hood with the fish.

Was that lame?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:46 am

No, as long as the left toe itches.

Can I breathe in space?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:48 am

Yes, anyone can, as long as they're prepared!

Are you a mutant?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:50 am

Not sure. I have to take the mutant test to see if I qualify for their school.

Am I cold?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:52 am

We're all hot, why do you think we breathe steam?

Why do we breathe steam?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:55 am

To be as close as Gabe Newell.

Where's Episode 3?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:56 am

It exists within us all, we just can't extract it.

Why is there a Steam Box?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:01 am

To get the deal on games faster.

Should we sacrifice to the Gabe?

Razorbeard · Post by **Razorbeard** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:00 am

Only on Wednesday and if it's the second Tuesday of Janutoberary.

Are we all going to become caramel corn?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:22 am

Nah, it's Friday on Jupiter.

Where's the beef?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:14 am

Where is it indeed, we must go off on a heroic quest to find it!

What shall we pack?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:13 pm

A witty sidekick who is so annoying everyone will hate them.

Is there any bananas on the moon?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:23 pm

Donkey Kong has a palace there, so I'd think so.

Why did Donkey Kong take over the moon?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:24 pm

Because he's an assy ape.

Why did Santa Clause die for our presents?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:28 pm

It was noted in his contract.

Why did Clause have a contract?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:30 pm

He missed his rent.

Why is Elem a vegetarian?

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