Corrupt a wish!

[Bradandez]

No. Your ally membership is full.

I wish to get rid of the penguins.

[Master]

So you do, but they had a self destruct.

I wish to defuse the self destruct.

[Bradandez]

You do but they reconstruct.

I wish not to be in this situation anymore.

[Master]

So you are, but then something else happens.

I want to know what this other thing is

[Bradandez]

It's an anti-climatic musical.

I wish to go to opera now.

[Master]

You go, the beauty of it all renders you deaf and blind.

I wish to know that which you beheld.

[Bradandez]

What!? What did you say!?

I wish I can hear and see again.

[Master]

You can, but all your other senses are now disabled.

I wish to know how to re-enable these senses.

[Snagglebee]

There is a switch inside the brain but if you want to use it you have to cut the half of the brain and you will die.

I wish to be a the leader of the freedom fighter.

[Bradandez]

Sure but now they do nothing.

I wish for peace and quiet.

[Master]

You cease to exist, better?

I wish to stop having fits of coughing.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you have fits of sneezing instead.

I wish to do away with my depression once and for all.

[Master]

You become so optimistic, that nothing satisfies it.

I wish I had some cells to fix my screwdriver.

[Bradandez]

Okay but it takes a few hours to get it fixed.

I wish it can be the 23rd already.

[Master]

We both do, though we'd feel wasted if we never experienced that oh so suspenseful buildup.

I wish I wouldn't make so many typing errors in the dark.

[Bradandez]

Sure but now you can only see in the dark.

I wish to go to a safari.

[Master]

You do, but the Lion King is happening in IRL, and you happen to be collateral damage.

I wish to have Scar's voice.

[Bradandez]

Granted, but it creeps people out.

I wish to have some new super cool shoes.

[Master]

You have shoes that are way past cool, they're supercool, now your feet will die.

I wish to have something to cool my own feet.

[Bradandez]

Congratz! They are now frozen in ice!

I wish I was on fire!