Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

That was definitely a most gory affair, though with a multitude of yourselves, there is now the great war of DLL to contend with.

I wish to have no part in it.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; your mother does instead.

I wish I wasn't a fuckin' shrub.

[Master]

You are no longer a plant, now you are the atmosphere.

I wish to know what it's like to be a planet.

[Bradandez]

Granted. Have fun being Pluto.

I wish for 2 hay pennies.

[Master]

Have two pennies of hay, that'll get you real far in life.

I wish to have a Buoy Base galaxy.

[Shrooblord]

You do, but since the law of physics do not comprehend a single being capable of holding an entire galaxy in the palm of his had, the Universe ends.

I wish for a new Universe.

[Bradandez]

It's made of poop.

I wish it didn't smell.

[Master]

We use too much air freshener, and now we're dying cause it smells too good.

I wish we were able to solve this.

[OCG]

During the solving, it exploded.

I wish it didn't explode.

[Bradandez]

Sure it implodes.

I wish for a new better universe.

[Master]

You get a universe of math, so much superior.

I wish that I had a Laser-Sonic Screwdriver.

[Bradandez]

Okay but you have to get rid of math first.

I wish to go minecarting.

[Master]

Go right ahead, just don't go looking for brakes, there aren't any.

I wish that I could have good driving technique.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

You get a good driving technique, for Mario Kart. You still suck at driving in real life.

I wish for a fish.

[OCG]

You get thrown in Fish tank.
I wish for working PSP WiFi

[Bradandez]

But it goes so sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

I wish for some carne asada.

[Master]

I misheard Asda, and now you have a supermarket.

I wish for powerful eyes.

[Bradandez]

You get these eyes.


I wish for MY BRAND!

[Master]

You get Russell Brand.

I wish I didn't have pains when I wake up.

[ikke471]

granted! you now have pains when you're trying to sleep (believe me this is way worse)

I wish for a fez