Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:51 am

The Daleks compelled me.

Why am I allied with them?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:52 am

Because you sworn alliance since you were a wee wittle baby.

But how did you know better as an infant?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:55 am

I didn't, I'm an impulsive sod.

Why am I being depreciative?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:56 am

Because you are a robot! Quick, hit the power button!

Can a remote control for my TV control you too?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:58 am

No, the signal is too weak.

How could we boost the signal?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:59 am

By buying a powered antenna!

Do you have one of these?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:02 am

Yes, it's in the Shelf that is bigger on the inside.

Where is this shelf?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:03 am

In your head.

So how can we open that up?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:06 am

We must use something to get me into my head.

How does one enter their own head?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:07 am

A Portal of Brains

Can you build is four?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:10 am

Is four is built, is now is going in to island.

What is island?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:11 am

An IS-LAND is a place where Mr. IS travels to a strange land surrounded by ocean.

Who is Mr. IS, and why does he want land in water?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:14 am

IS is very happy when surrounded by a moat, he's medieval in his tastes.

Why is it so difficult to spell medieval?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:15 am

Because they forgot the proper method of spelling it MID-EVIL.

So what shall we do with Midevil now?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:49 am

We write midevil instead of medieval in our exams.

What for are black CDs good?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:40 am

Playing evil games of doom.

Why does adding doom to phrases make it cool?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:30 pm

Because we can then add inator at the end of a word!

So with our new Masterinator, what shall we do?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:32 pm

Well, we must go to the RPC system, there we shall find Humch.

Will he train us in the ways of the PC?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:34 pm

Of course.... no seriously, he wants you to make an inator.

What kind?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:35 pm

The Deletinator.

Why should I delete?

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