Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Master]

They like to tell us that it's a good evening, in the most maniacal tone.

Will our evenings be good?

[Reese Riverson]

Sure, why not?


How can I be so sure?

[Master]

You tell me, you're the psychic.

Can I be the psychic's sidekick?

[Reese Riverson]

Yes, you can. You shall be named TehMASTAH.


Why did I pick that name?

[Master]

My shady past means I need a mysterious name.

Now, who shall we combat first?

[Reese Riverson]

Spammers of The Wonderland.


Who are these Spammers?

[Master]

Daleks and Cybermen, they just delete and exterminate.

How shall we defeat them?

[Reese Riverson]

By hiring Ratchet & Clank!


Can you hire them?

[Master]

Sure, we just need to travel to a different dimension.

Where is the Dimensionator?

[Reese Riverson]

In your sister's room.

Will you go fetch it for us?

[Master]

Well, it's not occupied, I'll sneak in and get it.

So, now what do we do with it?

[Reese Riverson]

You had the idea how, not me.


Did we just forget our objectives?

[Master]

Yup, now we must find them in the classroom of doom.

Where is the classroom of doom?

[Reese Riverson]

At your school, so beware!


What will you do now that you know the truth?

[Master]

Weep forevermore.

How does one weep forevermore?

[Reese Riverson]

By crying like a baby.


Can you cry?

[Master]

Yes, but I leave that to when I have a breakdown.

Was that a mood killer?

[Reese Riverson]

No, everyone enjoys watching you cry.


Why do people like people crying?

[Master]

They're a bunch of sadists.

So who are the masochists?

[Reese Riverson]

Your brothers!


So what will you do about them?