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You ninja posted me again with out it being caught this time, you sneak. 
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip.
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip.
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world
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Reese Riverson

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Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies.
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies.
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns.
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns.
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns
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Master

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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns in disgust
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns in disgust
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- Posts: 40228
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- Contact:
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns in disgust, "Please help them!"
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns in disgust, "Please help them!"
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Chapter 7
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns in disgust, "Please help them!"
The Force
Before their eyes, ghost pirates soon activated, as their ships transform before their eyes. Investigation must begin, or be it their ignorance of doom!
Chocolate covered pretzels were hidden in a treasure chest of Dalekanium of DOOM! Free hair samples meant a lot to Yoda and her minions to resolve this debacle, so they conjured up a plan to destroy the ghost pirates with fusion cannons...spirit fusion cannons that is. Threatening to rip all of time and space by the wayside, The Detective then thought to become a mighty mutant being like a turtle, a teenage mutant ninja turtle! Alas, he was more Splinter Cell than anything with a bandanna that is pink and purple, curious choice indeed.
"What on earth?" Yoda asked, lost in thought.
"BEHOLD, I SAY, LUNCH WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT!" The Detective roars, now slashing his toaster with his mighty spatula to prepare butter toast and fries, "Want cheese, Yoda?"
"...Y.Yes, please." She nods to Yoda, with pie. It was delicious, and the ghost pirates became jealous! So, they crashed into the land to eat Pi, upsetting mathematicians to start eating their beans of e, increasing their powers to stop the ghost pirates. Polynomials of irrelevance were scattered everywhere as they fell to the ground, but the calculus shattered in pieces, this vital important structure of math isn't so easily destroyed, so they began haunting the ghost pirates with a baseball bat!
Doing the math, they were two plus two equals fish when it came to how doomed the world is with out calculus. It's for the better. No, it isn't. English is better. The narrators are having an argument!
"We must sacrifice math."
"That's to wallow in stupidity"
"We all agreed to sacrifice math."
"We did not!
"Aye, I have the list! We did!"
A Mathematical war began with FAIRY GOD PARENTS! Mathematics got tired and left the world!
"Good riddance." Said Yoda, blind to his crazy selfbeing manipulated by pack rats! Luckily the rats are the least harmless.
So the pack rats left to find enlightenment of very huge Cybusmen piling up the Wiis and their batarangs and not to mention all of the boomboxes from their lungsand their heads are TVs. Dilapidated they are in amplifiers from stereos. Strange beings I say. They weren't Dovahkin branded amps either, so no shout occurs from the large system of large heavy speakers of doom that puts out 140dB of sound! Thrumming and thunderous boom of bass causing wavelengths to shake the ground beneath them! Harmonic tunes blasted bridges causing them to collapse in sweet harmony combined with maple syrup, and this doesn't make sense.
Then Yoda turns into a cat-hybrid from the tunes! Minds wonder how this happened, Scholars wept as Yoda meows, asking, "What in the name of Pete is going on here for Pete's sake?" Punctuation and other Lords are known for their skill in dining and their bill was immense in cost forcing a bank heist by the ghost pirates who dance money and change silver coins into gold coins and coins into bills without any side effects that would cause distress between Yoda and her boyfriend. The Chief of kittens said that no money is important, only Catnip is acceptable to make Yoda hyper and happy, so she kisses a Kitten and her boyfriend who loves cats proposed to her. Then they get married and have a liter of kitten-kids, and that's creepy happy day of fluff and purring. Catnip is a clear winner in the industry, so they bought a bunch of factories to mass produce catnip. They then took over the world with bunnies, angering fans of a certain franchise.
"Oh dear," Yoda frowns. Someone drowns. "We must help!"
"But they're evil!"
"Have a heart," Yoda frowns in disgust, "Please help them!"
The Force