Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:25 pm

Take them to therapy.

What will the therapist say?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:52 pm

Nukem, Duke Nukem.

What could that mean?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:55 pm

There is no hope, and everything is a disappointment.

Why the bleak message?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:55 pm

Because you have no brain power.

What can we do to restore your brain power?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:58 pm

Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Then what should we then?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:59 pm

Wait fifty days for your brain to reboot.

Why does it take that long?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:33 pm

It's a big brain.

Why is it so big?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:38 pm

Because of all the books it eats.

How does a brain eat a book?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:41 pm

It assimilates them, merging with them.

What happens when all the books of the world have been assimilated?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:42 pm

Then we have no reading material.

what will we do then?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:45 pm

Play videogames!

Why is there a plate beside me?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:46 pm

Because you ate all your food.

How did you eat a ton of pie?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:48 pm

Erm, it was a dish with chicken and chips, it's not that hard to eat.

So, how would you eat pie?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:49 pm

With a spork!

Do you have any sporks?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:51 pm

No, I don't sadly.

We'll need to merge a spoon and fork we already have, how do we do that?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:53 pm

By welding them together.

Do you know how to weld?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:56 pm

Nope, what do I do with this firey thing here?

Will I hurt myself with it?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:58 pm

No, you'll be fine.

But am I right?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:59 pm

You're always right, lass.

Was I right?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:02 pm

Yes, you were.

But how can we know if that is true?

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