Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

I'm not, but then I nick it.

I wish I had a use for the giant penny.

[Reese Riverson]

You do, as your new home!

I wish I can see your new home!

[Master]

You may, but only when it's melted.

I wish I could spend the penny.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you are broke!

I wish Master wasn't broke!

[Master]

I'm not broke, but someone else is.

I wish to know who is broke.

[Reese Riverson]

Your sister is!

I wish you can help her!

[Master]

I do, but now you're broke.

I wish to prevent you from being broke now.

[Reese Riverson]

Now I am fixed!

I wish you had a million bucks!

[Master]

I do, but they're fake.

I wish they were real.

[Bradandez]

Sure but you lose it and Master finds it and won't give it up.

I wish to have a Tower of Hats.

[Ray502]

But an airplane took them away since its SO tall.

I wish I had a PS4.

[OCG]

You got it, it got Line of Death

I wish PS4 is backwards compatible with PS3, PS2 and PS1 discs.

[Ray502]

But then it destroys all of the discs.

I wish I had a R1 rank.

[Bradandez]

Sure but you are now unable to receive tings.

I wish I had some tings.

[Reese Riverson]

You only got one ting!

I wish your wish would have worked.

[Master]

It did, but the tings were red, so they have no value.

I wish to be the head banker of tings.

[OCG]

Your wish is granted but with a price of losing moderator position.

I wish to get 2000 subs today!

[Shrooblord]

I got it back, but now I am the library.

I wish I wasn't the library.

I just rewatched Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead so this is mega funny for me.
xD Hoodcom and Master you guys were on a roll back there.
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They're all trolls.

I wish someone here would comment on my piano playing.

[Ray502]

They do, but its not nice.

I wish I had 2 big pizzas ready to eat.

[Master]

@Shroobie, that was semi-intentional, I was thinking about CAL and the library when I wished that.
You do, but they're from last year.

I wish I didn't have such a hectic schedule.