Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

We are, but by mutant monkeys.

I wish they are friendly.

[Reese Riverson]

They are, to me but they hate you.

I wish we were back home!

[Master]

I am, so I guess that's the corruption.

I wish we didn't have to corrupt.

[Reese Riverson]

No corruption!

I wish it can stay like this forever!

[Master]

SO it did, but then Phazon.

I wish to be enhanced by Phazon.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you are a mutant being!

I wish you can rescue yourself!

[Master]

I become an intergalactic bounty hunter, and must leave.

I wish to become a beacon of hope.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you light up like a beacon!

I wish I had sun glasses!

[Master]

You get them, glasses with suns in them.

I wish that was satisfactory.

[Reese Riverson]

It wasn't, I'm blind!

I wish I wasn't blinded!

[Master]

You're not, but your friend is.

I wish to know who your friend is.

[Reese Riverson]

You were!

I wish you were happy now.

[Master]

I am, so happy, but because I'm sad inside.

I wish to know why I'm said inside.

[Reese Riverson]

You said inside because you talk inside.

I wish you made sense.

[ikke471]

granted! master now makes sense.. to master.. not to you (you should be a little more specific)

I'm still waiting for that fez... give me that fez please?

[Reese Riverson]

Fine, Fez is fused inside you!

I wish you are happy with that Fez.

[Master]

Ohoho, Ikke gets it now!

I am very happy with the Fez, as they're incredibly cool to me.

I wish Fezzes were cool in general.

[ikke471]

your wish has been granted by the fezfairy (me).. but from now on.. you will be.. uncool.. yes

I wish this little rope plume thingy wouldn't be up my arse

[Reese Riverson]

Now it's up your nose!

I wish Master would get a new super computer!

[Master]

I do, but then I become the supercomputer.

I wish to compute.