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Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 am

The awakeness screwdriver.

Why's he getting tired?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:07 am

Because he is super tired

Why is that?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:08 am

Because regular tired just isn't enough.

Should I go get another cheese cube?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:10 am

Sure, enjoy!

How many cubes of cheese can you eat?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:13 am

Loads! But my mother would probably find out when the bag's empty!

What does KFC stand for?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:14 am

Kolas Friendly Conker.

Am I right?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:15 am

Heck yeah!

How come you are always right?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:16 am

Because, I am what you perceive me to be.

Does that make me right?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:17 am

Never, you arn't right!

I am right, right?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:18 am

No, you're left.

What is Candy Château made of?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:19 am

An unknown amount of cake.

Well, is there?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:21 am

Yeah but it's all been stepped on.

Why does Andrew's icecream recipe contain Scottish spider eggs?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:23 am

He's trying to make a poison, because he sent the wrong recipe.

Was that on purpose?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:25 am

Yes because Trolldrew.

What about Trolliere? What was in his chocolate cake recipe?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:26 am

The power to fly.

Why'd he give such knowledge to mere mortals?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:27 am

Because he was feeling a special kind of French.

Wait, what?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:28 am

He's from France, he understands.

Why don't we understand?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:29 am

Because we arn't French.

Why arn't we French?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:29 am

Because of our significant lack of Frenchness.

What units are frenchness measure in?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:30 am

Francise.

Who came up with that unit?

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