Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[THEdragon]

You did, apparently.

But who are you?

[Reese Riverson]

I...am.... Darth vader... *breaths*

Will you be very afraid?

[THEdragon]

Nope *Puts on sunglasses*

Where do baby limbless come from?

[Reese Riverson]

They come from storks.

Are Rayman babies produced in a factory?

[THEdragon]

No, but that's where they end up. Raymanian bacon, however, is produced in a factory.

...Is there some sort of connection between the two?

[Reese Riverson]

Perhaps so, someone needs to rescue them!

Will you be their hero?

[THEdragon]

Sure! Lemme just finish this weird-tasting meat sandwich... Wait... Oh no!

Where did the Musician learn to play the guitar?

[Reese Riverson]

The book of magic that Magician keeps hidden in the Glade.

What powers could this book hold?

[THEdragon]

Very basic literacy and numeracy.

Why does the Musician have such a strange-looking baby?

[Reese Riverson]

Rumor says it was due to Magician's magic.

Could this be part of the reason?

[THEdragon]

Of course! Everyone knows the Magician likes to make people's babies look weird because he can't get a girlfriend of the same species

Why does Rayman have a big nose?

[Reese Riverson]

More the reason to smell pie with!

What is Rayman's favorite pie?

[THEdragon]

Pie made with a strange meat no-one ever tells him the origins of.

Wait... That's not Raymanian bacon, is it?!

[Reese Riverson]

It may be, he's eating his own people!

Will you alert him?

[THEdragon]

Nyeh, he'll catch onto it on his own soon enough...

...Right?

[Reese Riverson]

Maybe?


What is that on Rayman's shirt?

[THEdragon]

Spaghetti stains.

Why was Rayman eating spaghetti?

[Reese Riverson]

Because Spaghetti is delicious!

Buoni gli spaghetti, buoni gli spaghetti, buoni buoni buoni buoni, buoni gli spaghetti ! ?

[THEdragon]

Perhaps so.

How much does Rayman like chocolate?

[Reese Riverson]

Enough he'd swim in it!

Has Rayman ever tried hot cocoa?