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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Yes, when he was young, but he drowned in it because he couldn't swim back then.

What's with his old haircut?
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He's old fashioned.

Think he needs to be taught what kind of hair style today's kids wear?
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Nope, he just needs to grow a beard.

Would Rayman look good with a beard?
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He'd look like an old geezer.


Do we even want Geezer Rayman?
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Well, since he's over a century old he technically is an ancient geezer, but 100 years of beauty sleep kept him lookin' fresh.
Fresh for a member of his species, anyway.

Did one of Razoff's ancestors really kill Space Mama?
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Nah, they just want you to think that.

Is Razoff truly the worlds greatest hunter?
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Nope, he's second greatest. First place is this guy:
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Who's the third greatest hunter?
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Razoff's wife!

Since when was Razoff married?
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Yesterday! We all missed the wedding!

Who's Razoff's wife?
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Mrs. Razoff.

Though what is her first name?
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Robert.

What should I have for lunch?
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Clam chowder.

Was I wrong?
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I have no clams nor chowder! But two-minute noodles is close enough.

What even is chowder?
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It's the name of the soup in a can, or so Magician claims!


Do you think it's one of those spider egg meals?
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I'm not sure, but I'm not taking any risks! Launch the cans into space!

Then what happens?
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Space Mama finds them and eats them.

Does she like that kind of food?
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Yeah, she's into all that weird eccentric 'artsy' stuff.

Will spiders hatch inside her stomach?
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Yeah, they will.

What will happen after they hatch in her stomach?
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They'll form a civilised society within her digestive system.

Then what'll happen to Space Mama?
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She will then turn into the Spider Mama.

What could she do as a spider being?
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