Corrupt a wish!

[Bradandez]

Sure they are also murderers.

I wish for nothing.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; the universe ceases to exist and there is but an empty void of nothing.

I wish for a dirty devotchka, some in-out-in-out wouldn't hurt either.

[Bradandez]

Your mariachi band is not a great hit.

I wish I won a trip to Rottensburg.

[OCG]

You can't resist to go there and eat sausages.

I wish VGX was better.

[Master]

The presenters are now famed video game icons, but the games are still not so good.

I wish to see a new Metroid right now.

[Bradandez]

It's Super Metroid 2 on the Xbox One.

I wish for an orange 3DS.

[Master]

And so you get it, that orange is fire, by the way.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

[Bradandez]

It's filled with gasoline.

I wish my hands were hot.

[Master]

You put them underneath the vents of the over, alas, there was a surge of heat, and they're now burnt.

I wish that my cough was gone.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted, you have a runny nose now.

I wish for every game I desire.

[Ray502]

You get them, but they are burned up to ashes.

I wish it was Christmas right now.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted. But the only presents you get are sweaters.

I wish I were Mister Dark's errand girl.

[Master]

You are, but he tends to you as Joker would Harley Quinn.

I wish I didn't have 3D Ultra Pinball music in my head.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

In the process of removing the music from your head, we damaged your brain severely.

I wish for Disney to make another 2D animated film.

[Ray502]

They do, but its as horrible as watching a person eating cereal.

I wish there were more holidays.

[Bradandez]

The year is more longer.

I wish for an unusual hat.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Santa put you on the naughty listfor stealing his hat.

I wish all us members of the RPC were heroes and villains from different fandoms.

[Bradandez]

Everyone is now Ales Mansay in sill costumes.

I wish for an afro.

[Master]

It becomes a literally shocking afro, as in, it shocks people.

I wish I had electrokinesis.

[Bradandez]

You are weak against rock type people.

I wish for a toaster and a bath tub.