Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

Someone mixed the two, good luck getting into the tub.

I wish for some socks.

[TFDS]

They are pink

I wish I'll win some Tings from Santa this year.

[incognito]

They are negative

I wish for an armor

[Ray502]

I destroy it with a teddy bear.

I wish I had a iPod.

[incognito]

Its full of shit

I wish for a gaz mask

[Ray502]

It knocks you out and makes you die.

I wish Incognito was banned.

[TFDS]

He'll be unlucky for the rest of his life,but won't be banned

I wish I will win a positive number of Tings from Santa this year.

[Rayman fan2000]

You get -9999999999 tings and your money in real life is stolen by santa.

I wish Rayman was stronger.

[Master]

He ends up overthrowing Polokus, and the world collapses as it doesn't have its dreamer.

I wish Mr. Dark came back.

[technology4617]

He does, and becomes the new Mike Tyson of boss fights due to the difficulty.

I wish I had a SLI configuration of GTX 780Ti cards.

[Master]

You get them, but then the 800 range of Nvidia GPUs are released.

I wish for a mobile supercomputer.

[technology4617]

It weighs 40,000 pounds and has two seconds of battery life.

I wish my friend would stop being a baby penis and reply to my text about the Mr. Nutz LP.

[Master]

They do, but it turns out they've turned into a Porpoise.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you sleep through the apocalypse and wake up as the last human being on Earth.

I wish Led Zeppelin would still be around.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

They are now Zombie Zeppelin due to being dead.

I wish the Magician weren't turned into a Teensie and hadn't betrayed us.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; it is now Betilla who turns to the dark side.

I wish for social skills.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You are now Myspace!

I wish for a tube of Toothpaste.

[Ray502]

It turns into a pile of dog poop.

I wish pizza was free.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! Pizza is the only food in the world now!

I wish for some great stuff.

[Dark Lum Lord]

He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

I wish I wouldn't stick out-of-context references in everything I type.