Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Dark Lum Lord]

Save your tongue instead.

What is Pi.

[Bradandez]

A dumb movie.

Where's the friendship?

[technology4617]

In my pants.

What does semen smell like?

[Adsolution]

Maybe sandwiches or something fused with dick.

Wtf did all the hot water in my home go?

[THEdragon]

To the big bathtub in the sky...

All the promises we've been given, all the fires that we've been feeding, all the lies that we've been living, am I the only one that's still believing?

[Master]

Well, that, and you've been fined for speeding.

Why do I sit next to the heating?

[Dark Lum Lord]

You want the D.

But the D, what is it.

[Master]

A Dalek.

Why do I want Daleks?

[Skaarj]

cuz they keep saying EXTERMINATE,EXTERMINATE(and thats all i know about doctor who)
why does the aliens from the xcom series,want to destroy earth?

[OCG]

To keep tradition of cliche alien plots of course.
Why is Sonic blue?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Meth.

Perhaps you would enjoy a bit of the D as well.

[Master]

I would love some Dinner, though later, for now, I must have breakfast.

What should I eat for breakfast?

[THEdragon]

Barbecued Mr Skops.

That's hard to come by though, right?

[Master]

Nope, we just need to wait 'til Rayman heads for Candy Château.

Did I switch off the iron?

[THEdragon]

Yes, but you left the magnesium and aluminium on!!!

How did Snoop Dogg end up meeting Rayman, anyway?

[Master]

Their trips aligned to make something beautiful.

How do trips align?

[THEdragon]

They were both trippin' at the same time. (4:20)

What's Rayman's favourite genre of music?

[Master]

His piano playing.

Why must I leave?

[THEdragon]

Because The sound of Rayman playing a piano is enticing you out of your home!

What should I have for dinner?

[Master]

Lotsa Spaghetti!

Does Luigi approve?