Corrupt a wish!

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish (not) granted; be specfic or the genie will screw you.

I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.

[Master]

And so you are transported to LA...sewers.

I wish you met the TMNT.

[Dark Lum Lord]

They attacked me, mistaking me for an enemy.

I wish for pizza.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted. It's a Kristy Krab pizza and you have no drink.

I wish I had the Magician's awesome hair.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; it catches on fire.

I wish for a soda.

[technology4617]

Wish granted. It's sparkling water.

I wish for a good next-gen console.

[OCG]

You got a handheld instead of console but hey it's next gen
I wish for third eye with special powers.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

The third eye's ability to see through people's clothes, you won't be able to control this power however. Good luck.

I wish for my dog to do my homework.

[Bradandez]

What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?

[image]

That's Barbara. You specifically wished for a Barabaraabababrarbababa.




He's smarter than you is gets a scholarship for college.

I wish for a Christmas miracle.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

He's smarter than you is gets a scholarship for college

She.

The Christmas miracle is so awesome, you can't take life anymore.

I wish for a talking monkey.

[Bradandez]

The monkey and your dog become best friends and take over the world.

I wish for snow!

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; all of the snow accumulates on your roof, causing your house to collapse and thus killing you.

I wish tomorrow would be a snow day.

[Bradandez]

Sure. You skin is allergic to the snow weather now. Have fun!

I wish for some Hot chocolate.

[Dark Lum Lord]

So hot it melts your throat.

I wanna rock and roll all night.

[Bradandez]

You are now a rock and rolling forever.

I wish for some X-Mas tree ornaments.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; they're far too heavy and cause the tree to crash to the ground with a thud.

I want to marry my laptop.

[Bradandez]

Too bad. America has some grudges against Computer-sexual relationships.

I wish for a wire for my tablet.

[Dark Lum Lord]

You receive it but not long after you accidentally drop your tablet off a cliff.

I just want someone to say to me, oh oh oh oh, I'll always be there when you wake.

[Bradandez]

The fuck are you doing in my bed?!

I wish for some candy canes.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; I hope you enjoy those minty penises, 'cause I sure didn't.

I want to know everything.