Corrupt a wish!

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted; you now assimilate and succumb to societal norms, you mainstream sack of crap.

I wish I could fully embrace my weirdness.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Congrats, you've become a conceited hipster.

Let's pretend that we're dead.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

We're sparkling vampires. Yay?

I wish for a Death Battle between the Twilight vampires and the people of the Land of the Livid Dead.

[technology4617]

After having been exposed to the horrors of Twilight, the inhabitants of the Land of the Livid Dead go insane and destroy the entire universe.

I wish my "A World Without Incognito" thread hadn't been locked.

[Reese Riverson]

Your wish only comes true in your mind.

I wish we had a pizza party here.

[Master]

You do, but the Pizza's off.

I wish for a flying vehicle.

[Reese Riverson]

A flying vehicle crashes into your attic.

I wish you made pizza.

[Master]

It is done, I poured my blood, sweat and tears into it.

I wish for a Dalek minion.

[Reese Riverson]

Dalek minion has been fused with you.

I wish I knew what happens next.

[Master]

I become a human Dalek.

I wish the fanbase liked me.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you have an electric fan with your name on it.

I wish you would appreciate this.

[Master]

I love it, but it tears me apart.

Do I get a Lisa just for a reference?

[Reese Riverson]

I love it, but it tears me apart.

Do I get a Lisa just for a reference?

No, you marry her.

I wish you didn't mistake this thread. LOL

[Master]

D'oh, I did it again. I don't mistake this thread, 'cept when I do.

I wish I knew when to stop.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you begin to stop all the time.

I really wish you would say why you'd marry Lisa?

[Master]

For the sake of the Room.

I wish you understand.

[Reese Riverson]

I never do understand your thinking.

I wish I knew why you wish it so.

[Master]

So we could laugh, but we cry.

I wish we'd stop crying.

[Reese Riverson]

Now we can't cry anymore.

I wish you would cry like a baby.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; Master dies as he drowns in a pool of his own tears.

I wish for the answers to all of life's troubles.