Rayman Plots

[Master]

Hm, no wonder he was replaced by a Teensy in Origins, but even that board has some interesting imagery.

[THEdragon]

Hehehe, true!

Speaking of plots, I one made up this really random joke plot for a Rayman game, in which Rayman inexplicably has hundreds of children which he must save in the same manner that he frees teensies/electoons. And all the children would have really weird names like Leftfoot-Hansborough

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

And thank you for that lovely mental image. I always thought the bodybuilder was wearing a speedo.

[THEdragon]

And thank you for that lovely mental image. I always thought the bodybuilder was wearing a speedo.

Nope, he's nakers.

Oddly enough, he's wearing gloves. Go figure.

[Bradandez]

It's cool to show your junk right off in public, it's alright.

But you're one sick man if you dare show any skin from your hands.

[THEdragon]

It's cool to show your junk right off in public, it's alright.

But you're one sick man if you dare show any skin from your hands.

That's why the Musician and his family live in the mountains. They don't wear gloves.
And to think Rayman took a helicopter potion that had been in one of those bare hands...

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

I still can't believe the bodybuilder is naked. Isn't Rayman a rated E game? Did they think no one would notice? Or was it just a mistake?

[Rayfist]

I don't see any penis on him though, maybe that part is invisible... or maybe it's just really small we can't see it.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Um...it's covered up by the surfboard.

[Rayfist]

Not quite, the surfboard doesn't seem to fully cover it. We should at least see a glimpse of the male genitilia. (If it sounds I'm going a bit too in depth here, I am kidding for the most part, lol)

[THEdragon]

Maybe the ding-dong is incredibly tiny, as a result of all those performance enhancers and muscle-building supplements.

[incognito]

Rayman took too much steroïds...

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

This conversaton took a disturbing turn.

[lumgum]

Globox blows up Mr. Dark with a magical spoon-grape hybrid and later Rayman finds out Mr. Dark was actually good. Rayman sets out on a complicated quest to reanimate Mr. Dark's corpse, gets killed by the moon, the end.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Globox blows up Mr. Dark with a magical spoon-grape hybrid and later Rayman finds out Mr. Dark was actually good. Rayman sets out on a complicated quest to reanimate Mr. Dark's corpse, gets killed by the moon, the end.

Wtf?! Wow, that was so amazingly randomly hilarious

[Rayman fan2000]

gets killed by the moon, the end.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

gets killed by the moon, the end.

...I get it!
Random person: Shut it, FanClub.

[Haruka]

Not quite, the surfboard doesn't seem to fully cover it. We should at least see a glimpse of the male genitilia. (If it sounds I'm going a bit too in depth here, I am kidding for the most part, lol)

The place could be windy you know.

[OCG]

gets killed by the moon, the end.

I myself prefer this moon:

[THEdragon]

Well, the Glade of Dreams has two moons, so why not both?