Corrupt a wish!

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You get the Cheese Wheel of Ultimate Destiny! But you ate now it doesn't work.

I wish my nipples can let me see into the future.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; they fall off.

I want to run into one of my friends at a store and tackle them with joy.

[Master]

So you do, but with a little too much force, and now they're in hospital.

I wish for a hovercraft like Dr. Eggman's

[Bradandez]

Sure but a hedgehog destroys it.

I wish I get some sleep.

[Master]

And so you do, but you are awoken every hour by an ever approaching statue.

I wish that the statue is good.

[Bradandez]

It's a statue of Green Mario.

I wish I had a dinner with Luigi.

[OCG]

With Luigi? Luigi who? Luigi Datome the basketball player? It must be him right? Wish granted.

I wish for more games.

[Snagglebee]

Wish granted, you get some more crappy games

I wish you could be more specific.

[Rayman fan2000]

Wish granted, everyone becomes so specific that each word is now a 5 page long paragraph.

I wish I didn't wish for this wish.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Which wish? Like usual, you must be more specific!

I wish Rayman 2 were a 2D platformer.

[Dark Lum Lord]

It ended up being a sidescroller like it was originally supposed to, but sold like dirt and didn't even get half as many ports as the true Rayman 2, and so the Rayman series was killed off forever.

I wish it were Saturday.

[Bradandez]

Another time paradox in which Hitler wins WWII.

I wish Charlie Chaplin didn't Nazi the world.

[Master]

He didn't, but someone had to.

I wish the owl's hooting wasn't so loud.

[Bradandez]

Granted! The owls make squawking noises now!

I wish I finished my signature.

[Master]

You do, but it self destructs because it couldn't handle how much awesome it had.

I wish I didn't have to go to college so soon.

[Shrooblord]

I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.

Preacher likes the collllld
He knows I'm gonna stayyyy-ayyyayyy

What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?

[image]

That's Barbara. You specifically wished for a Barabaraabababrarbababa.

Exactly. I wished for Barabaraabababrarbababa. And you correctly identified her as Barabaraabababrarbababa. Now give me a Barabaraabababrarbababa! >:c
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You don't, because you get elected to skip the first five years of college and go directly into an PhD study, a mere eighteen-year-old in a grown man's world. It drives you insane so you take a fob watch and lock yourself inside. Trillions of years later, a madman with his mysteriously purple box comes and awakens you by mistake so you go back to his time and run the country. All of this because you got a good grade in Maths that one time.

I wish I got corrupted too.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you are nothing but mere corrupted data within a 5.25" floppy disk, ruined by magnets.

I wish we can use a program to recover you.

[Rayman fan2000]

You recover him, but in the process destroy the whole universe.

I wish I had women with great big....bags of ice for my head.

[Master]

So you do, but it's dry ice.

I wish for it to be the holidays now.

[Reese Riverson]

Now it shall be holidays forever, for you!

I wish you won't find this boring.