Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

I am a capacitor, I store charge.

I wish I could use that charge.

[Rayman fan2000]

You don't, instead you explode.

I wish explosions were not explosions.

[Master]

They aren't, now, they're implosions.

I wish I could drive now.

[Reese Riverson]

You can drive a tank!

I wish you didn't smash that house.

[Rayman fan2000]

He didn't, but you did.

I wish I hadn't said that.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you have no posts on the forum.

I wish you were more active.

[Master]

I am completely active now, so much so that I become RPC.

I wish that doesn't happen.

[Reese Riverson]

It doesn't happen to be you are an admin!

I wish you were a junior moderator!

[Master]

Well, I'd rather not be demoted, being a normal Mod is nice.

I wish to be as good a mod as can be.

[Reese Riverson]

You are super orsum.

I wish you were more orsum.

[Rayman fan2000]

Master becomes so orsum that he consumes everyone in the whole world.

I wish I was a super cool giant monitor guy that could fly around displaying justin bieber videos at full volume to everyone to make sure that their eyes and ears burn.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you are now a huge 9,000" monitor!

I wish you would play something decent.

[Rayman fan2000]

I play something so decent that it becomes the opposite of decent and becomes more crap and crap until everyone implodes.

I wish more members posted in this thread often.

[Reese Riverson]

MAny members ninja post you!

I wish that didn't happen...

[Master]

It doesn't, instead, your internet breaks.

I wish that doesn't happen either.

[Reese Riverson]

Now it broke on you.

I wish everything was fixed.

[Rayman fan2000]

Now dead terrorists are fixed and are uniting in order to team up with the aliens and destroy the earth. Great job.

I wish I was the coolest man that anyone could ever talk to.

[Reese Riverson]

You are so cool, you are frozen!

I wish you thawed.

[Rayman fan2000]

I thaw but I break with the ice, leaving a pile of 12 year old frozen body pieces on the ground.

I wish you shouldn't have done that.

[Reese Riverson]

I didn't, instead...

I wish for you to be 10 years old!