Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Master]

I broked it now.

How do we fix it?

[THEdragon]

With butter.

Can you believe it's butter?

[Master]

Oh yes.

But is it margarine?

[THEdragon]

Not if it's butter!

What's the difference between the two?

[Bradandez]

It has an extra one.

Why can't I sniff glue anymore?

[Master]

Your nose fell off.

Can we get it back on?

[Bradandez]

We need glue.

Are paint chips a great source of fiber?

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

No, but they're a great source of paint.

What color paint is it?

[THEdragon]

Rainbow paint from Picture City!

What is rainbow paint used for?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Painting the town. Oh, but not with rainbow paint.

Have we all grown up to be Squidward.

[Master]

Nope, some grow up to be the Ice King.

Is that preferable?

[Reese Riverson]

Sure is!

Why do people prefer it?

[Bradandez]

Because Adventure Time is good anime, hip with the youngsters.

Is Hitler dead?

[Dark Lum Lord]

In our hearts his soul will always remain, shattered pieces yearning for their reunion. Or, in non-pseudo-intellectualism-faggotry, "No".

At what season did The Simpsons began to jump the shark.

[Reese Riverson]

Season 43579034257.

How come it has that many seasons?

[technology4617]

Because Fox enjoys milking old ideas and cancelling promising new ideas.

Why do the Fox execs enjoy milk?

[Bradandez]

Because the cow goes moo.

Where is meh farm!?

[THEdragon]

You left it at the hotel!

What sort of hotel?

[Master]

A hotel for chickens.

Why is there a hotel for chickens?

[THEdragon]

So the chicken tourists have somewhere to stay.

What do I do about the moth in my room?