Corrupt a wish!

[Rayman fan2000]

I instead become younger by 10 years and become a 2 year old and starts mashing the keyboard lik,e a mindeless lyjsopus'ilsil]dao yj30qapuji;azujh;lfktmjh;rfoxjlfnrj;

I wis that i wa 12 ag in

[Reese Riverson]

You grew 12 inches, but still are 2 years old.

I wish you stopped throwing fits.

[Master]

I no longer have fits, I instead sits.

I wish I didn't just do that.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you dance around like a princess.

I wish you weren't so creepy.

[Master]

I now become a Dalek instead.

I wish to be more than that.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you have too much power!

I wish you control that power.

[Bradandez]

What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?

[image]

That's Barbara. You specifically wished for a Barabaraabababrarbababa.

Exactly. I wished for Barabaraabababrarbababa. And you correctly identified her as Barabaraabababrarbababa. Now give me a Barabaraabababrarbababa! >:c

You get nothing now for being confusing Barbara with Barabaraabababrarbababa. If you can't tell the difference between those two, you get nothing!

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Master is now Master of the Universe.

I wish I knew where that leaves He-Man.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Powerless under the might of our Master.

I wish my mom wasn't such a bitch at times (lolz here i go again with my whining, i shud bee happy that she gives mah fuhd n sheltur).

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted. Until your mom finds your post about her and starts being one again.

I wish I had.my Army fatigues already!!! I want them so.badly!

[Master]

You do, but you got the Throttle Copter, without proper instruction, you couldn't possibly fly it.

I wish for its instruction manual.

[Reese Riverson]

It's manual appears in front of you, but it has ten thousand pages!

I wish you have patience to read through that kind of manual.

[Skaarj]

you may wish for it,but im too lazy to read,to many words
i wish i was a cyborg that wasnt controlled by somebody else

[Rayman fan2000]

You end up exploding because your cyborg body cannot handle your human brain. You become a billion sharp pieces and you end up killing everyone on earth with them along with the orbit of planets being disturbed and thus creating the super eclipse-o-matic of solar deadliness which causes the whole galaxy to implode on itself and destroy everything in the process. Good job.

I wish I was in a phoenix wright game.

[Master]

So you are, as Winston Payne.

I wish I got to be Wright.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you are an attorney!

I wish you were a good one.

[Master]

I am the best, until a very tragic thing happened.

I wish to know what this tragic thing was.

[Reese Riverson]

It was you becoming an alien!

I wish I knew what kind.

[technology4617]

It was a xenomorph, who ends up harvesting you as a human host.

I wish I hadn't missed out on the sixth generation of gaming as a kid.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You are like the 11th person to cause a time paradox on this thread!

I wish it snowed here in Southern California.

[Master]

It does, but it causes extreme disruption.

I wish I'd see some snow.