Corrupt a wish!

[Dark Lum Lord]

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I wish I hadn't typed the prior backwards.

[Bradandez]

Everything you do is now backwards except typing.

I wish there was a Rayman Legends Collector's Edition.

[Master]

There is, it's so special, everyone falls before it.

I wish I wasn't getting these foot cramps.

[Bradandez]

Granted! You know have a knife through your foot! That'll stop those nasty foot cramps.

I wish I had a chimney.

[Master]

So you do, but now creepy beings garbed in red crawl down with nefarious purpose thanks to that chimney.

I wish the holidays began already.

[Bradandez]

They have since November. You're late to the party, Master.

I wish Master was at the Holiday Party.

[Master]

So he does, but he falls asleep watching ASMR videos.

I wish I knew why I'm doing that.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you have no knowledge of anything else.

I wish I wasn't thirsty so often.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted. All water tastes like ash in your mouth.

I wish I had a great.singing voice.

[Master]

So you do, but you can't stop.

I wish I wasn't being lazy at the moment.

[Dark Lum Lord]

You have a sudden surge of energy, but afterwards you're lazy for life.

I wish I wasn't so nostalgic.

[Master]

You aren't, in fact, you forget everything about the past.

I wish I had batteries for my mouse.

[Bradandez]

You stuff batteries in mice.

I wish I had more games for my 3DS.

[Master]

You get every single 3DS game, problem is, your 3DS is crushed by the weight of them all.

I wish for a Metroid.

[Bradandez]

Granted! It's stuck on your head!

I wish I had Metroid on my head.

[Master]

So you do, hope you have the Ice Beam!

I wish for a Chozo Battle Suit.

[Bradandez]

It's in Woman size.

I wish I had yellow snow on my lawn.

[Master]

So you do, but it melts into poisonous fumes.

I wish I tidied things up.

[Reese Riverson]

Now your room is so clean, you have to clean the rest of the house.

I wish you would clean my house.

[Master]

So I do, but I charge quite a bit.

I wish I didn't feel so laid back.