Corrupt a wish!

[Reese Riverson]

Your words remain unspoiled, but your food is spoiled.

I wish you still will enjoy the food.

[Master]

I do, but it's not so good for the stomach.

I wish I didn't have this weird nose.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you have a large nose.

I wish you don't leak snot.

[Bradandez]

He doesn't but that doesn't apply to mucus.

I wish there was a whale in the middle of the road.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Wish granted, you crash into the whale and die.

I wish to be funny.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Everyone does of laughter.

I wish for good grades in each class.

[Reese Riverson]

Now all your grades are well behaved, Fs, Cs, Ds,...


I wish for the forum issues to go away.

[Master]

They do, but then the servers go all metroid on us and self destruct.

I wish we had a Xeon.

[Reese Riverson]

Now we have ten!

I wish we can put them to good use.

[Master]

We do, but in the process, we create something so powerful, that it spontaneously combusts.

I wish we could solve that.

[Reese Riverson]

We can, with water!

I wish water won't short out the chips.

[Master]

It doesn't, but by defying the laws of physics, the whole universe goes wibbly wobbly.

I wish I had a take out.

[Bradandez]

Congrats! You own a taco shack on a deserted island.

I wish a fridge fell from the sky.

[Skaarj]

well,Indiana Jones will come out of it though
i wish i had my own cacodemon,so i could follow my dreams(reference to one of my old posts on off topic)

[OCG]

Sure, if your dream is your own destruction.

I wish for Pac-Man in new SSB.

[Reese Riverson]

Pac-Man only shows up as a trophy.

I wish for the new SSB to be out, already.

[sonicbrawler182]

Granted, but it's buggy as hell.

I wish to have all 5 of my video game crushes be reeeeeeeal. :V

[Reese Riverson]

Now you have five dates!

I wish you will choose only one of the five.

[sonicbrawler182]

Granted, but you have to take care of the other four.

I wish I could have the Soundholic Armour.

[Bradandez]

Granted! It's heavy as fuuuuuuck.

I wish for a billion dollars.