Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

So they don't, but instead, they implode.

I wish I didn't have such electrical stuff in my body.

[Bradandez]

You now have fire to replace it!
I wish I had a bus full of people.

[Reese Riverson]

Now you have angry people.

I wish you arn't hurt by them.

[Bradandez]

I drive off a cliff.

I wish they didn't make me do that.

[Reese Riverson]

No, you made yourself.

I wish you were safe.

[Bradandez]

No, me and the bus people are ded.

I wish I wasn't ded.

[Master]

You are not, you're saved in an intergalactic database instead.

I wish I knew what I was referencing.

[Bradandez]

Too bad, you don't and neither do I.

I wish for a planet of Luigi.

[technology4617]

Now you have a pair of studio monitor speakers.

That would be a dream come true, actually...

It's full of Mario is Missing copies.

I wish the snow wouldn't melt, though, at the same time, I don't want to be stuck in a blizzard, freeze to death, get frostbite, get a skin infection, eat the snow, be in urine-coated snow, slip on the snow, get injured on the snow, or lose my way home in the snow.

[Master]

Your wish is granted, but you become the snow.

I wish that is satisfying.

[Reese Riverson]

It was too satisfying.

I wish it snow more for you.

[technology4617]

He dies in a blizzard.

I wish for a GTX 690 SLI graphics card setup.

[Master]

You get the setup, but you ain't got enough PCI-E slots.

[Bradandez]

I wish Master made a wish.

[Master]

Doh, I wish I didn't mess up.

[Bradandez]

Okay, you screw up and RPC is deleted from the internet.

I wish for some pancakes.

[Master]

You get them, but they were made with 100% sugar only.

I wish to know how that happened.

[Reese Riverson]

They happened because you wished for it.

I wish for RPC to be restored.

[Master]

It was, but it's glitchy as heck.

I wish for these glitches to be fixed.

[Reese Riverson]

They have not been fixed....

I wish they would be fixed ASAP.