Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

[Master]

Neither does Hoodcom, who's shared his PSN ID.

[Reese Riverson]

Master gave me his PSN.

[Master]

This isn't my 21400th post.
And my PSN isn't Terminator3232.

[Reese Riverson]

I don't trust that name.

[technology4617]

My PSN is sooo impressive, guys. I have platinums in, like, everything, because I'm a fucking trophy whore. I get games for the sole purpose of trophies, and not for enjoyability. Call of Duty is, like, the best game eva and Uncharted and the Naughty Dog exclusives fucking suck. I'm, like, totally attached to the PS brand, and will never get any other console. Never EVER!!

I'm not gonna add Master on PSN; that would be, like, totally weird.

[Reese Riverson]

I would never add Mastah onto my new PS7 PSN.

[Master]

I am not looking forward to accepting your requests.

[Reese Riverson]

I didn't want your request!

[Master]

Nor did I! I regret sending our my PSN!

[Reese Riverson]

I regret sending you mine!

[Master]

I can effectively remember when I have paid lessons, and not cause issues due to such remembering.

[Reese Riverson]

I never forgot anything.

[Master]

My head is feeling fine and healthy.

[Reese Riverson]

I'm not upset at my sister in law

[Master]

I am not at such an extreme rate of posting.

[Reese Riverson]

I keep posting slow.

[Master]

I am posting at an optimal rate.

[Reese Riverson]

So am I.

[Master]

This is very badly done indeed.

[Reese Riverson]

It is horribly done, really.