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[Master]

A Dalek.

Does he do it well?

[Reese Riverson]

Very well.

Can we adopt him?

[Master]

We shall, but beware, he's going to be a stroppy teen.

Are there now?

[Reese Riverson]

Yes, there.

There be now?

[Master]

Very much so, we're here.

But is here the here which we want to be here in?

[Reese Riverson]

Indeed.

What did we just say?

[Bradandez]

I don't know. Let's ask Santa Christ.

I told ya I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!?!

[Master]

Becuase, you sounded so sarcastic when you said it.

Why didn't you effectively and honestly convey your motives?

[Bradandez]

Because it was a Tuesday morning with a full moon with the temperature at 87 F. And the sun was facing south.

Why don't the little woodland creatures know that they're ugly?

[Master]

They see the world in such an...optimistic light.

How is light optimistic?

[Bradandez]

2 ton.

How does a red squirrel fix an unbalanced table?

[Master]

By using the Triforce of courage.

How'd he get it?

[OCG]

He stole NES.

Why is RPC called RPC?

[Master]

It stands for Radical Personal Computer.

Is it powerful?

[Bradandez]

Not at all.

Shall I upgrade it?

[THEdragon]

It cannot be upgraded.

Why not?

[Master]

It's made with a convoluted and secretive architecture.

Can we reverse engineer it?

[THEdragon]

We can, but we can't be bothered.

What was Rayman's childhood like?

[Master]

One trip after another, he left for rehab.

Does Ly make a good Psychiatrist?

[THEdragon]

No!!!! She just throws lums at him and hopes it fixes the problem.

Who's a good psychiatrist in the Glade of Dreams?