Corrupt a wish!

[Reese Riverson]

You're in a cage.

I wish you had a key for it.

[Master]

I use the Sonic Screwdriver, which breaks.

I wish I could escape the facility now.

[Reese Riverson]

You escape, but find yourself locked in a dungeon next door.

I wish you had food to eat, in there.

[Master]

I do, but it's the food of mice.

I wish that I could leave.

[Reese Riverson]

You left that place, but entered the next.

I wish you were free!

[Master]

I am, but I've lost my humour.

I wish you'd find it for me.

[Bradandez]

He gets lost on the journey to find your lost humor.

I wish you can find him.

[lumgum]

He can, but he probably would be killed in the process due to the high amount of drugs that must be used in the process.

I wish my wishes weren't so corrupted all the time.

[Bradandez]

You are transported to a universe where everything is perfect. But they don't have internet over there.

I wish I could get a custom 3DS skin.

[lumgum]

You do, but it's literally made out of human skin. And that skin is your own skin! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish for a box.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

You get an Xbox One, with the DRM in tact!

I wish for a Sonic, Mario, and Rayman crossover platformer game.

[Master]

You do, but it's a crossover game for some crappy peripheral and does not sufficiently represent any of its sources.

I wish you don't open it.

[Bradandez]

He does and his face melts off due to it being so horrible!

I wish for the best Smissmas ever!

[Master]

It's so wonderful, you end up being stuck in a time loop.

I wish you'd get out of there.

[Reese Riverson]

Fine, you'll never see me again.

I wish Master wasn't so mean.

[Master]

They say my heart grew, unfortunately, that wasn't a good thing.

I wish that'd be rectified.

[Reese Riverson]

It couldn't be.

I wish Master will be alright regardless.

[Master]

I am perfectly fine now, except I'm 13 again.

I wish I remember more of my 13 year old self.

[Reese Riverson]

You remember your toys.

I wish you still had fun.

[Master]

I would, if I could remember anything.

I wish I could find those photos of mine.