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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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22200th post.

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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22200th post.

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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I don't think that's your 22200th post, Hoodcom.

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers,
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Reese Riverson »

I don't think that's your 22200th post, Hoodcom.

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Do you copy and paste this without looking, Hoodcom? Hehe.

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits. Master is a female 2

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Reese Riverson »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Master »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Reese Riverson »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM. Which was female Master's favorite 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Master »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out missing Mishtah's
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Reese Riverson »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out missing Mishtah's next move
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Master »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out missing Mishtah's next move, throwing him back and causing him to drop his Laser Screwdriver.
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Reese Riverson »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out missing Mishtah's next move, throwing him back and causing him to drop his Laser Screwdriver.

"Die!" Mishtah states
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Master »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out missing Mishtah's next move, throwing him back and causing him to drop his Laser Screwdriver.

"Die!" Mishtah states, failing to notice the conveniently placed tripwire
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

Post by Reese Riverson »

Chapter 15 - The Adventure Begins...with Benefits.

An evil was stirring, that Rayman and his new power must defeat Mishtah, which is Master's evil twin. How he got such a twin, nobody knows. Some say it was what happened to the "lyf1" when Master4lyf1 became Master. Master himself has a plan, though. It involves Runescape, Rayman, and PC with 4MB of RAM.

To begin, a shout was needed, and Rayman became helpful.
"MISHTAHLUX" Rayman shouts, "DIGALACLANKITHTEHMASTAH!"
"Shut it!" Replied Mishtah
"No you!" shouted Rayman

Master prepared the Runescape log in with his username, ABCRaymien, well, it's Master4lyf, without the "1"... wait... no... it's MASTAHFERLIFE!
Narrative inconsistency aside, RPC was now ready, and loading up the game data...
Master's past and present now combined ability and occurrence of final bosses, to prepare Mishtah's downfall, with benefits!

Rayman began to use his benefit package to lure Mishtah by using the Benefit Beat Cookies of allurement and awesome. However, Mishtah wasn't stupid and decided to make apple pie. Flabbergasted by this, Rayman decides to punch Mishtah, to no avail in this tale. Master then made cookies that were chewy and delicious. But then, Rayman's combat levelled up! Unfortunately, after leveling, he got hit in the face and lost all his exp. Poor Rayman. If only he knew the cheat code to get infinite exp.

Pineapples began to talk with the knowledge Rayman sought mangoes and lemons and exp for his battle with Mishtah.

Mishtah grabbed the sword of Four Dimensions with mighty power of time and space, so he goes forth to battle Master.

Master prepares by drinking the goblet of the warrior, which gives him superior strength and causes him to regenerate into SUPER MASTAH, ready and armed with his Laser Screwdriver. Ready to go!

The two opposites met where it began, where the wind chill is below freezing, but the flames of the RuneScape log in stand tall.

Master then stated, "By the Flames of Lloigh-enn, where Master4lyf1 was born, you, Mishtah, shall fall and bow down and kiss my feet!"
"NEVAH!" cried Mishtah, drawing his blade, thrusting it forward, as Master drew his laser screwdriver, counter attacking Mishtah's moves.
Master was firing bolts of lasers, knocking Mishtah back! back!
But what Master never expected was for the sneakiness of his comrade, catching him off guard, so he decides to call him out missing Mishtah's next move, throwing him back and causing him to drop his Laser Screwdriver.

"Die!" Mishtah states, failing to notice the conveniently placed tripwire by Master's crew
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