Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:45 am

It's for when God goes off on vacation.

What's in the box?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:46 am

A teddy bear.

Why was it in the box?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:17 am

To feed off the souls of an unlucky victim who opened it.

How do you destroy a hell-spawn teddy bear?

MisterDark'sFanClub · Post by **MisterDark'sFanClub** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:21 am

Shoot it with an Un-Maker!

Is everyone okay with my Doom reference?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:52 am

No, everyone is madder.

Why is everyone so angry?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:11 am

'Cause if they ever need an inspiration, right about here's where they lose their patience!

Extension cords?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:14 am

Yes, we have extension cords.

How many do you need?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:26 am

Enough to ensure that the power gets through.

Won't more extension cables give more resistance?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:50 pm

Depending on the gauge sizing and distance.

How much distance are you thinking?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:07 pm

Well, about 50 metres, I think.

What's the thickness of the cord?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:09 pm

10 gauge.

Is it plenty?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:11 pm

It'll suffice.

Am I right, did I do the maths?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:12 pm

You did indeed.

What kind of math did you use?

Razorbeard · Post by **Razorbeard** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:13 pm

Pentagonal Trisection of the diagonal hippocampus, involving the Pythagorean Octagon.

What the hell did I even say?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:14 pm

You spoke alien.

What language is this?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:17 pm

MATHS

Is it a beautiful language?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:18 pm

Indeed it is, just like PHP.

Is C++ beautiful.

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:22 pm

Depends, it powers so many things.

Does that make everything beautiful?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:23 pm

No, it doesn't.

Can we fix that?

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:30 pm

Nope, but we can make them feel good regardless.

So, what next on the list?

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