Lie to me. But in a very narrow, and specific manner.

[Master]

The air is still and motionless.

[OCG]

I am yelling in house as usual

[technology4617]

I don't understand why time zones exist, but they are so damn useful!

[Master]

Time Zones keep us on our toes.

[technology4617]

I had a bad Christmas, and absolutely hate my new monitor.

[Master]

I absolute deplore the 3DS, and certainly have no craving for one.

[OCG]

I don't understand why time zones exist, but they are so damn useful!

I don't wish all RPC members were is same Time Zone.

[technology4617]

I don't understand why time zones exist, but they are so damn useful!

I don't wish all RPC members were is same Time Zone.

Me neither; it's so convenient to have everyone spread out across multiple time zones!

[OCG]

I don't see The Edditaur online.

[Master]

Living in varied places is dull.

[OCG]

I am short.

[Master]

I'm not heading off to bed, and certainly won't wish anyone a good night.

[OCG]

I am not wishing Master good night and I hope he has nightmares.

[Master]

I didn't wake up earlier than usual today.

[Reese Riverson]

I didn't sleep earlier than usual.

[Master]

I am not salivating over my cuzzies 3DS XL.

[Reese Riverson]

Ah ha, 3DS XL, one to not behold with wonder.

[truth] It is an awesome console. [/truth]

[Master]

Indeed, why Ninty made such a console, is beyond comprehension.

[Reese Riverson]

Oh I know, which is why you never will want one.

[Master]

Indeed, I absolutely hope I never have one.