Corrupt a wish!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:10 am

Uh, here have 2 bagels.

I wish I had some lettuce.

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:12 am

Very well, you get some letters, that's what you asked for, right?

I wish for no more bagels, gimme doughnuts instead.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:02 am

Uh, have some undercooked doughnuts. That are made from tofu.

I wish I had a piece of paper.

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:18 am

You get a piece of pay per view TV.

I wish for some rest.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:33 am

You are now in eternal slumber!

I wish to venture into space.

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:50 am

you are now in space, but you forgot to put on a helmet.

I want BG&E2 to come out in 2014

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:52 am

Okay! Bacon, Grain & Eggs 2 is going to be released next year.

I wish I had Super Mario 3D Land.

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:04 am

You get 3 copies of Super Mario Land for the Game Boy.

I wish for Smash Bros 4 to sell billions of copies.

Dart · Post by **Dart** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:28 am

smash bros 4 got billions of downloads... on pirates bay.
I wish I could the next doctor will be the best so far.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:28 am

Sorry, I can't preform the action "could the next"...

I wish I wish there was 3 fish.

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:19 pm

ERROR: WISHING FOR A WISH IS PROHIBITED.

I wish these contradictions are dealt with.

Imco · Post by **Imco** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:16 pm

Sorry, only the gods can deal with that sorta thing

I wish I had a Festival clarinet :3

Master · Post by **Master** » Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:21 pm

You get it, alas, it's at the cost of your skill in playing it.

I wish my eyes didn't burn from onions.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 10:58 pm

Sure! Now they burn when they come in contact with air!

I wish there was no such thing as competition.

Imco · Post by **Imco** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:07 pm

Sure, you can win anything and then be a powerful king who will rule for ages but will then eventually be killed by his people

I wish I had something to wish

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:11 pm

Someone used up your wish to wish for what they wished, pity.

I wish I had a cuppa.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:40 pm

Granted! You have a cup and a pa.

I wish for disco.

MisterDark'sFanClub · Post by **MisterDark'sFanClub** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:52 pm

Granted. You're forced to dance disco with Ales Mansay.

I wish Ales Mansay would die.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:39 pm

Due to popular demand, Ales is here to stay!

I wish Origins had cutscenes.

MisterDark'sFanClub · Post by **MisterDark'sFanClub** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:42 am

Bradandez wrote:Due to popular demand, Ales is here to stay!

I wish Origins had cutscenes.

The cutscenes are still in Pig-latin.

I wish the Nymphs weren't so fa- Er, big boned.

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