Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

The name of the paluchard was... Drahculap!

Do those names sound like Alucard and Dracula to anyone else?

[Dart]

yes, because they are the same people.
why doth the our glorious sun set a beautiful shade of redish orange?

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Because the light doth bounce off yonder giant present blocking the sun.

Why is the giant present there?

[Master]

It's nothing sinister, honest!

What's this disk contain?

[THEdragon]

Puppet corpses.

How did that happen?

[Master]

I said Open Sesame, but it came out wrong.

Why Oranges?

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Because someone stole all the plums.

What do they want with the plums?

[Sny]

they want to use them to steal the oranges

and what will happen to all the apples?

[Snagglebee]

Samsung will kick apple's ass

Why does earth float in universe ?

[Sny]

because earth once floated in the ocean but then he set the ocean on fire and was banished from there. when earth searched for another place to float around it found the universe.

how did the ocean put out the fire?

[Master]

Waterbending.

How does one bend?

[Sny]

taught by dragons..... waterdragons

how did he make the waterdragons teach him to waterbend?

[Bradandez]

With cheese!

How can I make all these lemmings disappear?

[Master]

Scream in terror, and delight, much like Toad.

What can Toad teach us?

[Sny]

how to make lemmings disappear

and what does koopa teach us?

[Master]

To kick some shell.

What happens if they meet the Ninja Turtles?

[Sny]

then we kick some shell because we learned how to do that

do we have a chance against the ninja turtles?

[todpole]

No. They'll turn us into mince.

What food do you want to be?

[Sny]

plum. then i'm useful for rayman <3

and for who is rayman useful?

[Master]

Globox, he summons rainstorms and isn't afraid of anything, depending on the mood of the canon.

Why is the canon so moody?