Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

You get bubblegum stuffed quee fish, scent and all.

I wish I had a Dedede hammer.

[technology4617]

You accidentally kill yourself with it.

i wsh to meet adsamalation

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you die via being run over by a truck as you're preoccupied with talking to him.

I wish for global anarchy.

[Bradandez]

Granted! The Earth receives a giant arc dedicated to World Peace.

I wish for some jazzy music.

[technology4617]

It's the shitty music they play at Starbucks, with completely random trumpet-blowing over an entirely different (fast) beat.

I wish my school's lunches weren't shitty most of the time, and that they had things like the bistro burger and the lamb every day.

[Bradandez]

You can now have all the raw lamb you can ever want with the exception of never cooking it.

I wish for ROBOTS.

[Master]

Very well, you now have really obnoxious but overbearing talkative ships.

I wish for some cartoons.

[#Rubber mark#]

You get scatophilic gay Rayman porn.

I wish for fame and power.

[todpole]

And you shall be an infamous dictator.

I want to be an owl.

[Master]

You are now an examination used in a fictional world.

I wish to pass them.

[Bradandez]

You are declared a cheater who's also a eater of pumpkin.

I wish for 2 hay pennies.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Time to pay taxes! That will be exactly 2 hay pennies.

I wish Toad would stop freaking out.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; a bullet to the brain is necessary in calming.

I wish everyone would wake up and smell the coffee.

[Master]

They woke up and smelt tea instead.

I wish for some biscuits to accompany said tea.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; enjoy your crumpets.

I wish tomorrow and Friday would also be snow days.

[Bradandez]

Granted! Hurricane blizzards eveywhere!

I wish there was no such thing as competition.

[Master]

So it is, but without competition, no barriers are ever smashed, no records broken, no progress, made.

I wish that my hair instantly dried.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; your hair catches on fire. Enjoy being bald.

I wish I had the motivation to do homework.

[Bradandez]

You have motivation for homework and homework only.

I wish I had money.

[Master]

You get plenty of Sporebucks, alas, they're virtual currency for vitual stuff.

I wish my hair wasn't so hard to tame.