Corrupt a wish!

[Bradandez]

Sure, but yer hair is so soft, it can be easily startled.

I wish for some toothpaste.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; enjoy your fish-scented toothpaste.

I wish for spring to come.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Wish granted; the springs from your bike pop out and hit you in the face.

I wish I wouldn't have to deal with the mushy gushiness of my school on Valentine's Day.

[Bradandez]

Granted! School burns down.

I wish I gave my heart to that special someone.

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Your heart is a black-hole, it sucks your special someone up.

I wish for a pair of socks.

[Bradandez]

You get a pair of socks..... for your hands.

I wish for peace.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

You go in pieces.

I wish someone else would finish the above quote.

[Bradandez]

My quote okay.

My tangerines have been tasseled with when everyone is wrong when they think Rayman 1's Magician is better than Ales Mansay, even though Ales Mansay is clearly the best fuckin' Rayman villain since evar.

I wish the robot didn't die by short circuit.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted; instead, I die by short circuit from hearing that untrue comment about that pathetic fanboy Ales Mansay.

I wish the REAL Magician could think of a suitable punishment for you.

[Imco]

Okay, he died in a car crash.
I wish I had a girlfriend

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

You only find one after Valentine's Day ends.

I wish for epicness!

[Bradandez]

You're in luck! Ales Mansay has arrived! Epicness is here!

I wish for some waffles!

[Master]

You get potato waffles, and some fish, completely savoury.

I wish for some throat lozenges.

[Hunchman801]

You get them but they taste so bad you throw up and your throat hurts even more now.

I wish girls were more pretty is this city.

[technology4617]

They all carry a deadly STD that wipes out the human race.

I wish I knew who banned Phipho.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Ales Mansay did; that's why he's NOT epic...

I wish for mystery...

[technology4617]

Wish granted. It's a murder mystery with both your parents being the victims.

I wish to fuck.

Ales Mansay did; that's why he's NOT epic...

You kidding me? I'd fucking kiss him for that.

But Hoodcom currently has my love for getting him banned for another week.

[Bradandez]

You fuck an elephant with shitty ass diarrhea.

I wish Alas Mansay would be the best Rayman villain 4EVAR.

[TFDS]

He becomes the only enemy in the Rayman Universe.

I want 3 big and sweet pineapples

[Imco]

You get 3 tiny sour grapes

I wish I started watching Game of Thrones earlier